I was leaving the gym today, hair wet with a heavy bag slung over my shoulder. I came up in the corridor behind a man I see around sometimes, he’s African.

“I’m a speeder,” I said passing him on the left without breaking stride.

“How are you doing?” he asked as I passed.

“Good, what about you?”

“Good too. Sure wish they’d clean this place though. Especially the pool area. It’s nasty.”

Past him now, hitting the door,I looked over my shoulder. “I never go in there and hearing that, I’m glad,” I said.

Standing behind me now I saw him look down at my ass. “You’re losing your weight back,” he said. “For awhile there you had started to swell up. Looked like you were on steroids or something.”

I smiled then glanced over my shoulder at him. “I was eating cookies,” I said. “Bags of them at at a time.”

On that I turned back and headed to my car.
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I figure this guy is some mixture of Virgo and Sagittarius. Virgo because of the cleanliness and attention to detail. Sadge because of his big mouth. I can’t say this bothered me though. I will be steering clear of cookies today, you know?

Also another indication of Neptune on the midheaven. People think I am on drugs!