May
26

1 Minute Astrology: Oppositions! The Supposedly Nice Elsa P Gets Married

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Wedding control 101!!! Confessions Of A Control Freak


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May
13

Astrology Short And Sweet: Attracting Aries Men

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This is from the archives, circa 2002…

Another thing that comes to mind, of all the signs per my extensive research baiting men - Aries men are most appreciative of a short skirt.

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Apr
30

Astrology Consulting With Aries Suns, Moons Or Stelliums…

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aries“Can you read my chart immediately?”

“Er… yes,” says my Mars conjunct Mercury. “What are we waiting for?”

I don’t do this with slower moving folk and I am amazed at my own ability to adapt. I think it has to do with the Neptune effect. I just merge with the energy of whoever and let it rip.

Rip today, or rip tomorrow - makes no difference to me!

Can other Venus Neptune types relate?

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Apr
2

Astrology Quotes: Aries In Their Own Words Redux

Aries In Their Own Words…

Aries is a fire sign, known for being aggressive, brash and confident. Mars ruled, Aries are go-getters, natural warriors, yang. They are concerned with the self - “me” as opposed to “we”.

da vinciIt had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.
Leonardo da Vinci





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Apr
1

Astrology Quotes: Aries In Their Own Words

Aries In Their Own Words…

Aries is a fire sign, known for being aggressive, brash and confident. Mars ruled, Aries are go-getters, natural warriors, yang. They are concerned with the self - “me” as opposed to “we”.

marlon brando I don’t think it’s the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed.
Marlon Brando






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Mar
26

Open Question: Your Impression Of Aries And Their Vibe

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aries jewelry“…With a bunch of planets in Aries and it being Aries time and all, I’m curious about how people view Aries, their interactions with them, etc.

In light of the myopic post, is this something people commonly encounter with Aries? How do people disarm it, and use this energy well? Curious about the Aries vibe at large, and what the ElsaElsa community thinks about it…”

Troops - Sound Off!

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Jan
12

Open Question: Is Aries Abusive?

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Dear Elsa,

This is a question about Aries in a person’s chart and fighting.  Do you  find this placement in men who are abusive and where would that be in the chart??? Just a question I didn’t want to  post it on the blog, I don’t want to offend (Libra mars).  Just curious.

Libra Mars

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Jan
9

Astrology And Love: Dating Aries…. Venus in Aries

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mars by johnThe current thread reminded me of this from last February…

I was talking to a pal last night, she’s dating an Aries. You have to challenge Aries or else. This blog is full of women (and men) writing about how their Aries lover has lost interest after they have offered their total devotion. Aries hates that!

Aries is the God of War, not love. Put Venus in one of the Mars-ruled signs and it starts to cook. It gets hot. Mars likes to fight. Venus in Aries makes war of love and love of war and this is the story I told this gal last night…
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Oct
31

Astrology, Women and Their Energy - The Yin and the Yang and the Saturn Return - Part 2: Frito Girl On Fire

This is a true story. Need to catch up? Part one

frito lay logoWhen I worked at Frito-Lay, I was the number one salesperson in the state. I was 25 at the time and I became aware of my position when headquarters decided send a weekly report to each salesperson, disclosing everyone’s sales. This was a new thing designed to foster competitiveness and increase the bottom line. Frito was constantly tinkering like this because there are major big bucks in potato chips and they were after every single one of them.
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Oct
30

Astrology, Women and Their Energy - The Yin and the Yang and the Saturn Return

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aquarius uranus symbolOnce upon a time I knew this gal. This as 15 years ago, she was an Aquarian with an Aries Moon. That’s really positive male energy and we had a Scorpio friend in common.

He introduced us. He brought her to me for a consultation because of my specific history. He thought I could give her an edge.

She was Saturn Return age (28-29 years old), at the time and she was starting a business. The Saturn return marks the time when the universe really pressures you to find your calling and define yourself as an adult. So this gal was right on schedule.
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