Last weekend, Vidroid came home from his Dad’s...

“How’d it go?” I asked.

“Quirky Aquarian was supposed to come over and spend the night on Friday but then he didn’t come.”

“Dang. Went quirky on you again, huh?” I asked.

Vid shook his head, yes. He didn’t look too sad though. We are all very used to this.

“I know what happened,” the soldier said brightly. “It was Clucky (the dog). Clucky called him up and told him…”

We all started laughing and I thought I ought to post this.

It is easy to handle things like this if you keep a sense of humor and detach. Detach. That is what you are supposed to learn from Aquarius anyway.

I’m back with a story related to the Lights Out Pluto Moon blog. Some years ago I was driving around with a man, it was about this time of year and we were parked on a neighborhood street to drop my daughter at a friend’s house and he noticed a house that still had Christmas lights up.

“Look at that,” he said. “Talk about lazy. They’ve got Christmas lights up and it’s almost May.

I looked at the house I just didn’t see what he did.

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“I want you to say goodbye to my yellow purse,” I told the soldier last time I saw him. “This is going. You won’t see it again.”

“Ah, P, do you have to?”

“I do. I am tired of this. I like a yellow purse but I am sick of it now.”

“I think you should have a yellow purse AND yellow pants.”

“Well you don’t get to think about this. I am sorry but I am not having this purse any more and I figure you liked it so I wanted to warn you…”

Today I went shopping and there are big yellow purses EVERYWHERE. I have had mine for 2 years - I hate when I have to find a new quirk and I know you Aquarians can relate. My mother (double Aquarius) used to be entirely frustrated when people started doing what she was doing but if you go far enough out there, then you can be safe for a good number of years.

As an example, there is the Aquarian in the gym who wears a dish towel on his head. So far that guy is safe.

Venus tied up with Neptune, other planets in Aquarius as well as the Sun conjunct Uranus in Pisces favor escape through music, imagination and art, that’s the Pisces/Neptune side. Uranus/Aquarius begs for surprise and innovation and you get stuff like this:

“I’d like to learn that,” the soldier said pointing at the TV. “I’d like to learn to ballroom dance, we should take some lessons.”

“Really? I’ll take lessons with you.”

“You will? Okay! First we’ll take lessons and learn to ballroom dance and then I would like to actually go to a ballllll,” he said. “I want to go to a real ball and dance at it.”

I snorted. “Where are we going to find a ball?”

“I don’t know. I guess someone will have to throw one and we’ll have to be invited.”

I didn’t answer because I know us. If we learn to ballroom dance we will find ourselves a ball one way or the other.

I think that preparing for the life you want goes a long way towards manifesting it. You?

A couple days ago my friend, satori who is a Pisces told me that she connected me to the mundane world. “I connect you to the mundane and everyone else who is mundane, I connect to the other,” she said, and I laughed. I think it’s pretty funny when you have to get a Pisces to ground you; however she is not the first.

My sister is the first Pisces who attempted to connect me with the mundane. I say attempted because I am pretty sure she would tell you she failed and I was thinking about this today. I recalled something I wrote awhile back and meant to pull it up and post it but this came out instead…

My sister loves high level shopping (think Posh Spice) but she is stuck with a sister who could care less. Back when, it was big talk in her circles. No one could believe she had a sister who oblivious to clothing and makeup.

At one point, when I was about 30 she grilled me wanting to know if I was a lesbian. Apparently this was a theory amongst her and her friends. It was the best explanation they could come up I guess. I am not a clotheshorse, therefore I am a lesbian!

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Dear Aquarian,

No, I don’t think there is any hope of changing the dynamic of this relationship and it suits you perfectly as is, whether you realize this or not.

As an Aquarian with Venus in Aquarius you want a lot of space and with this man, you get it. You also have your Moon and Mars in Aries so you like the challenge he provides. He must be perennially hunted, see? But most of all it’s the pining.

You have Venus square Neptune and there is a part of you that is addicted to pining for this un-gettable man but check this:

If you get him… if you actually get this guy and nail him down I guarantee you the situation will flip on you. Instead of where you are now, you will be pining for freedom and challenge. Pretty trippy, huh?

I admit that living in this hall of mirrors with various drives conflicting is a job.  However it is your job and at least you’re not bored or boring.

Good luck.

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Dear Divorcing,

It sounds as if you have moved fast but I can’t see the value in judging it or worrying about it seeing as you are already in up to your neck. And with Venus in Aquarius, your chart does indicate love and attraction comes fast and unexpectedly so what the hell. It is what it is. You are here now so I wouldn’t waste time looking over my shoulder, I would however look forward.

You say she is everything you want and vice versa. I believe you, so I would advise you to continue to work on yourself and the things that dog you. Whatever personality traits that have got you in trouble in the past, get on them and stay on them and one more thing.

You are going to have to talk to your friends or they are going to do this poor gal in. In trying to protect us, our friends can be very foolish at times and it sounds as if they have copped an attitude towards the new woman. It’s up to you to set them straight.

Ask them to lose their pre-conceived notions about the speed… her age or whatever else might be bothering them and give this woman a fair shake. Tell them she is making you happy and ask they respect this and her for it. It is up to you to set the tone here, otherwise I do think she’s going to be a lamb headed for slaughter and there is nothing fair about that.

Good luck.

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Dear Aquarian,

Your question is enormously interesting because while it seems on the surface this problem is due to your husband, the situation you describe shows up in your chart very distinctly… which means if you leave him you are very likely to find yourself in a similar circumstance one way or the other. Not that there isn’t hope. There is always hope but there is little hope that waiting on him to resolve is going to produce results. Not when it’s in your chart, see.

So here’s the astrology:

You have Mars (sex) in Aquarius (detached, unusual) opposed by Saturn (restriction). And with the opposition it appears it is the fault of the other person but it will always be the fault of the other person. What I mean is that this will set up for you over and over and over until you take responsibility (Saturn) for your sexual health and happiness. And in this case, since he either can’t or won’t get an erection, you be best served to get yourself a dildo and take it to bed with you, with or without him.

Since you can’t see yourself without him, I would say take it to bed with him and tell him, “this is what we’re going to do.” And if this sounds shocking to you, that’s good. If you are afraid to do this, that is also good because it is your authentic energy.

Aquarius shocks and Saturn is scared. Anecdote is to face your fear. The anecdote is to expand rather than restrict. So just think about this with your Aquarian intellect. You show up in bed with a replacement dick… taking responsibility for the lack and what’s he going to do? Something different, right?

I know you’re scared but Mars is a hero, see. So as long as you do nothing you are going to suffer but if you will do something brave and heroic I really don’t think you can go wrong.

Good luck.

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How do you get the attention of an Aquarius man? We are just friends with the hope on my side that there will be more. It seems like after some really good conversations, on the phone and via email, I then won’t hear from him for awhile. How can I tell if he is interested in being more than friends?

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Dear Social

With a stellium in Gemini and Jupiter conjunct your Moon in Aquarius, you really don’t want anyone making rules that impinge upon your right to flit about and roam freely. So I am not surprised you are feeling angsty. And an argument could be made that you ought to grow up and conform; however, I am not the one who is going to make it.

I do think you should grow up - but not by conforming and subverting your nature. Instead, I think you should make your nature even larger by explaining to your employer that you are committed and will do a fantastic job, but you require your time off be yours without restriction.

You might add that you are a responsible person and have no intention of coming in drunk at 4 AM to work at 6 AM… if this is true and I suspect it is. Because you do not sound irresponsible! You just sound as if you’re wigging on a short leash and if they will allow you to be leash-free, you will probably be their dream au pair.

So I would try to communicate this. It is the mature thing to do and if they insist with their rules, you just may have a deal-breaker on your hands. And even in the worst case scenario, you’d have learned something about you.

Good luck.

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