“We’re taking Dora shopping,” I told the soldier on the phone. “She’s getting new clothes courtesy a gal who reads my blog.” (Thanks PixieDust)

“Are taking her to Petsmart so she can smell some butts?” he asked.

“Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am, did she do that in there?”

“She liked it, that’s for sure. She saw all kinds of dogs in there - never seen anything like it in her life.”
Continue reading Saturn in Virgo: Care Of Small Animals… Their Health And Conversation

And here’s a strange thing but I think it’s happy. Long term readers know I sprung a therapist on my son at the peak of my daughter’s illness. Under relentless strain trying to care for my daughter I knew my son was falling through the cracks so I contacted the school counselor and asked her to help.

She agreed, called him into her office and boy was he mad at me! He didn’t a counselor, see? He didn’t make the decision and long story short it was a big mistake and now two years have passed.
Continue reading Pluto Transit To The Moon - Mine: More Of The End Game / Saturn Conjunct Sun @ 9 Years Old

There are questions about this astrology class… who will have access to my information and so forth and while it might seem this is only relevant in the class, this is not the case as I have some new ideas for this blog that I will introduce soon.

Now I have a lot of experience with writing about people’s charts in a public forum. I stated in 2000 on a bulletin board and have treated many hundreds of charts by now in different scenarios. That first situation, we were a bunch of ebay sellers from way back if you can believe that and astrology just sort of “happened” in the community… because an astrologer was there of course.
Continue reading Astrology And Human Nature On A Public Forum: Lot’s Of Gold To Mine

Boy these planets in Sagittarius sure have people cheered. Look at the the stock market! I say my daughter today and she shot up. Her legs are long and I think she’s going to wind up model height. She’s 13 and her feet are bigger than my big feet, “Your daughter the Sasquatch,” she said and it made me laugh.

She also told me that they call her, “Lady Einstein” and her typing skills were also mentioned.

I had forgotten that my daughter (a Gemini with Mercury in Gemini) could type 62 wpm when she was 9 years old, no one knows how. In whatever case, I had a lot better day than I expected and I am surely grateful.

How about you?

“Did you hear about the guy who tried to hug a Panda bear and got mauled instead?” This was yesterday.

“No, I didn’t hear that.”

“Well it’s in the news,” he said. ‘Another dumb ass. What is it with these people who think just ’cause a bear looks cute, it’s gonna want to hug them?”

“Don’t know.” I pulled up the article and read it to him on road.
Continue reading Voice Of Mars: Cuddle A Bear?

Okay, now that was not expected.

I just put Vid to bed and we are in the habit (the soldier and I) of telling him a story…. usually a wild one that is shocking and true. This is the first night Vid has been home and the soldier not and I figured he’d be sorely missed at bedtime because his stories are so good. Sometimes we tell him one in tandem, bickering back and forth with conflicting versions so you get the idea… he is a hard act to follow, actually it’s impossible.

I went into Vid’s bedroom not knowing exactly how I was going to handle this and he shocked me by asking me to tell him story about his sister from when he was little. “From before I can remember,” he said.

I did it but I don’t feel so good.

The other night the soldier’s new pal… that Ranger guy I’ve mentioned came over for drinks. He’s a Libra with a stellium in Scorpio that is impressive. He’s got his Moon, Venus, Mars and Uranus all conjunct the Midheaven.

He’s younger than us but seems to like old people. Remember the soldier has Moon Neptune in Scorpio so I am sort of out of place with my LEOOOOOOOO which is just plain childish in compare to these two.

“Yeah, I gave her one of my uniform shirts and she burned it,” the soldier said.

The ranger opened his eyes wide. ‘”You burned his shirt?” (swearing below the break)
Continue reading Voice Of Mars… Er Mercury… Run Amok All Over The Place

Saturn in Virgo is aspected by Neptune and apparently I am having trouble communicating clearly! Quite a few people have signed up for the relationship class and quite a few people has sent their birth data so their chart might be used for the class however almost no one has written a thing to go with the data. You know. “This is my experience when it comes to relationships…” or whatever.

I am getting 80% just plain naked data which is I suppose it okay although it’s not what I expected. So there is that but here is what is even crazier: Almost everyone who did write something to send with their data asked general questions such as ‘How does my professional life look?” Huh?
Continue reading Saturn In Virgo Struggles To Communicate Clearly… Re: This Class

This is about the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. The soldier knows someone with McCain and Obama stickers for his car on magnetic strips. He changes them out depending on where he’s driving. And the astrology?

He’s a Pisces (you tell me which way that fish is going) with Venus and Mars in Aquarius and if you see him you can just consider your chain, jerked.

Got into a discussion re: the soldier’s nicknames. I went into this extensively and then maureen asked:

Hey Elsa, does he know that we know him as the Soldier?

Yes he does. He thinks he’s a character though. He doesn’t think anyone here knows him and/or actually likes him. He thinks they like the character, “the soldier” and I really have no idea if this is the case. But yeah he knows although he doesn’t read my blog at all anymore.
Continue reading Astrology, Pastrology - Whatever!!