A gal wrote to say that Pluto was transiting her Moon and ascendant… she wanted an interpretation. She got a polite form mail back explaining the question did not fit the format of my blog (I write advice rather than general astrology) and she wrote me back to say this:

“you dont seem to be into serious astrology at all,just the tea bag variety.I’ll contact Liz Green.”

I laughed when I read it because I am sure Liz Greene (spelled with an e) is standing by waiting to read this woman’s chart because she says to. But as I thought about this more I realized it was flattering to be associated with Liz Greene in any way shape or form. You’re going to write Elsa P and then contact Liz Greene? Well alllll right. Sounds like Elsa P is clear and Liz Greene has a problem and you want to know the shocking part? This woman is near 60 years old.

How do you get 60 years old and still act like this, that’s what I’d like to know.

She ended her mail with a passive aggressive “thank you” and her original mail was about having no relationship. Well gee, I wonder why.

I also want a new nickname out of this. From now on just call me, “Teabag”. Or should that be teebag?

Last night I was talking to a pal about how at times I simply lose the plot of what I am doing, so here is todays question:

What do you like about this blog?

Sorry for the recent extreme problems with comments going through. I chock this up to Mercury (communication) conjunct Neptune (disappear) to the exact degree. I bet the problem resolves as the aspect separates and meantime I am digging you guys out of the trash as fast as I can!!

I spoke with astrologer and pal, Claire France Perez on the drive down to see the soldier yesterday, I had called to catch her up. I heard her gasp about ten times.

“You’re telling me,” I said. “I put that last about Iran on my blog. I was pretty graphic about it and no one is saying much, perhaps they don’t believe me.”

Continue reading Jupiter is in Capricorn, But Besides That All My Stories Are Real

I mentioned someone in Italy contacted me about digging up my roots some weeks ago. Turns out it was a scam… he now wants me to wire $900 to an account in Italy and I have contacted the FBI about the situation.

I found out today he is contacting people who comment on my blog claiming I owe him money. This is not true. I never agreed to pay him and in fact have never (and would never) skip out on a bill that was legitimate. I have also never been a victim of extortion or internet fraud and won’t be forming any new habits on this front.

My apologies to anyone has received an email. Ignoring is the best option while this is worked out behind the scenes. Thanks.

We got the tv thing working last night and I plan to come on (bad hair or no) between 11 and noon Mountain Time. See ya then… and for people who can’t be around, you will be able to watch from an archive.

I am mostly terrified because there is about a 4 second delay between when I talk and move and when it broadcasts which is enormously disorienting for a Mars Mercury type like me. Saturn in Virgo though, eh? Slow Communication!

Outside of this, goddess and Neith were around for the maiden voyage and sure enough I stepped in it when I dialed the soldier and started chatting with him on the phone, unaware I was still broadcasting.

I can’t tell you the history I have doing this. For example, once I was talking, making jokes and singing for days and days over a 2-way radio thinking I was talking to just the one person. Come to find out everyone on the frequency could hear me…

Damned Capricorn, I was never so embarrassed in my life. But this is what happens with Jupiter rising. You talk and it goes out there BIG.

I heard some people have been seeing odd characters on the blog where commas go and the like. HQ’s brother, the mechanic has fixed this so please let us know if you are still having problems. Also, we know that the ability to navigate this site has been weak. It is being addressed in two ways.

First, the whole site is not indexed so there is a lot of content (most the content, actually) has not been accessible via google. This should change soon. Also, the mechanic has added a link to a tag cloud on the right (tag cloud) which may be interesting to some. I apologize, it’s a mess at the moment.

Prior to yesterday, I have never had the ability to access all the tags. Turns out there are about 1500 of them (hey, I like variety) and I am working on editing them now. They are in a horrible state so this is going to take some time but hopefully you’ll see slow improvement over the next few days or weeks if it takes that long.

I also just heard the RSS feed is fixed and if you see anything else that looks awry, please let us know. Also, ideas and suggestions are always welcome so let ‘em rip! Thanks.

Did you notice the new search? That’s courtesy HQ’s brother, the wrench around here. Check it out… I think it is far superior to what we had. Thank you Mr. Wrench!

He is also is building you guys a message board. It’s going to be yours, too.

With Saturn in Virgo, I feel very guided around what I am doing so I am going to stay focused on creating content for the front of the blog. I am hoping the message board has an energy of its own that is distinct from my own. I want a “card game in the back room” sort of feel. A place where cowboys can go be cowboys (or girls) while I look the other way. And I have an analogy for this… sexual of course, so please don’t click unless you want to… Continue reading Behind The Scenes @ ElsaElsa: More News

I have had a couple emails about the comments. They are slower to appear since the redesign because they are being (briefly) held in a queue which I understand helps the page to load faster. I have some ideas about how to offset this and I am experimenting with them now, trying to find the most optimum situation.

We are also going to launch another new product here pretty quick which I think you guys will love so I am trying to take this into consideration as well.

Basically, the rabbit it out. That rabbit (Elsa P) is out. She’s loose and running… dogs in pursuit. But have a little patience and I bet you anything you’ll see me come around the bend. Out of breath perhaps but grinning…