Starzhollow came through with the first elsaelsa design for a coffee cup and I think it’s grand!  I am going to make this available as soon as I can figure it out.

Starzhollow is going to work on some other things and you can track her progress on Flickr here -> starzhollow’s photostream

I think Deirdre is working on “I have Libra and I can’t decide” T-shirts.  If anyone else has ideas… great!  Outside of that, I’ll keep you posted.

Thanks, starzhollow!

Laptop went down on holiday. Will be back up to speed asap.

Just a note about the people who are not me who have contributed to this blog: Thanks to satori, Deirdre, Loonsounds and Goddess… to date.

Always one to experiment I wanted to see what it would be like to have some other voices on here that are distinct from mine.  We get some of this via the advice and open questions but I wanted to expand the concept.  I like variety and thrive in a diverse environment and I’ll tell you how I see this in my Elsa bar model…

These people who are writing once, twice or now and then are performers. They are showing up impromptu with their guitar, their ukulele, their Stradivarius, their accordion or whatever else they’ve got whenever they’re in the mood to play for this crowd.

We are specifically interested in a person’s real life experience with astrology added.  This type thing:

“I had this transit and this happened…”

“My Mars is square her Venus and this is how it played…”

“I use astrology to enhance my life in this way…”

If you think you might like to contribute original content that is exclusive to this blog, please drop me a line. Thanks!

I just got an email from someone expressing their concern over my well-being. Writing this on the chance others are having similar feelings about me - Fact is I am doing inordinately well. I feel really good, we are just busy settling.

The soldier has only been here a week and a half. We are currently sorting through his stuff that was pretty much dumped in a heap here in February. The sink has problems, Vidroid is thrilled with the soldier but wants to hang around us every minute he can. We are accommodating him and in short while I am maintaining this blog I am really not able to track how it might be coming across. Come to think of it, I can’t do that under the best conditions!
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I think we are back up to speed… are we? Is anyone having trouble accessing the site today? I hope not! It is lightening fast behind the scenes, hooray!

I am catching up, working on advice now that will start posting regularly again as of Monday.

Thanks to everyone for their patience and thanks a million to HQ and the Mechanic who have been working on getting this resolved for nearly 2 weeks! Without them I would be out of business - Period! Very grateful and very relieved…

Matter of fact those 2 grand trines are serving me well. This is the best day I have had in 2 weeks and guess what, I’ll take it!

You might have noticed there has been no advice this week. It’s because last week I just didn’t get any questions I could use. I do have questions I should be working on for next week but have not had time due the problems with the mechanics of this blog over the last week.

know the reader is suffering trying to get the site to load but if you are the one behind the scenes, well let’s just say what should take me 5 minutes (putting up a blog) is taking me an hour and 5 minutes or even two hours and 5 minutes and pretty soon the whole day and night is gone and I have gotten very little done no matter how much broccoli  or cookies I eat.

Now they have diagnosed the problem, at least as far as to say it is not on our end. It is the host that has to do the repairs so we are waiting but it has been so time consuming trying to keep this blog updated under these conditions last week, I am just plain behind.

So that’s my story. Again I apologize for the problems and thank you for your patience. I will be back on track as soon as possible.

A gal wrote to say that Pluto was transiting her Moon and ascendant… she wanted an interpretation. She got a polite form mail back explaining the question did not fit the format of my blog (I write advice rather than general astrology) and she wrote me back to say this:

“you dont seem to be into serious astrology at all,just the tea bag variety.I’ll contact Liz Green.”

I laughed when I read it because I am sure Liz Greene (spelled with an e) is standing by waiting to read this woman’s chart because she says to. But as I thought about this more I realized it was flattering to be associated with Liz Greene in any way shape or form. You’re going to write Elsa P and then contact Liz Greene? Well alllll right. Sounds like Elsa P is clear and Liz Greene has a problem and you want to know the shocking part? This woman is near 60 years old.

How do you get 60 years old and still act like this, that’s what I’d like to know.

She ended her mail with a passive aggressive “thank you” and her original mail was about having no relationship. Well gee, I wonder why.

I also want a new nickname out of this. From now on just call me, “Teabag”. Or should that be teebag?

Last night I was talking to a pal about how at times I simply lose the plot of what I am doing, so here is todays question:

What do you like about this blog?

Sorry for the recent extreme problems with comments going through. I chock this up to Mercury (communication) conjunct Neptune (disappear) to the exact degree. I bet the problem resolves as the aspect separates and meantime I am digging you guys out of the trash as fast as I can!!

I spoke with astrologer and pal, Claire France Perez on the drive down to see the soldier yesterday, I had called to catch her up. I heard her gasp about ten times.

“You’re telling me,” I said. “I put that last about Iran on my blog. I was pretty graphic about it and no one is saying much, perhaps they don’t believe me.”

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