Nov
27

Notes On Dracula - An Interlude: “I Bet That Scorp Is Pissed”

halloween.jpgRegarding Dracula, I discussed his chart with my sister at the time. This would be about 15 years ago, she’s also an astrologer.

She likes Scorpios and points out she has married two of them however she does not like the Scorpios that I like. That is I routinely run with Scorpio Moons(she loathes) or alternately large stelliums in Scorpio (she thinks the Sun is plenty).

Dracula had a large in stellium in Scorpio and Pluto conjunct his Leo rising. This is enough to make my sister gag and me laugh. (swearing below the break)
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Nov
27

Astrology Right Now And Happy Thanksgiving

My eye on the sky

storytelling_is_magic.gifUranus is direct now, chasing Saturn.

Saturn is trine Jupiter and Venus in Capricorn and alliances are very strong.

The Sun, Moon, Mercury and Mars are all conjunct in Sagittarius and whatever you’re doing today can be viewed as an adventure or a story unfolding, same with the people around you.

If you apply this perspective you will probably have a very good day.

Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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Nov
27

Women Who Baby Talk Men… Part 2: Candy

candy-parade-gifts.jpgHe was a professional, she was an amateur. She was younger than us… a baby, really; of course Cancer can appear that way. Sitting at our table, Drac told me thought he could offer her some voice tips and I was sure he was right.

For my part in it… well she was talented and if there is one thing I respect (Venus in Leo) its talent. He waited until she finished her number and then went over to her table to invite her to join us.
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Nov
27

Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra (With Mars Involved): Bad Side

Astrology in real life

az-map.jpg“I’m between Phoenix and Flagstaff where we had that big fight,” the soldier said on the phone from the road.

“What? When have we ever been up there?” I asked.

“No, we weren’t there. I was here driving and you were there and we got in a big fight. I hate fighting with you, P. I hate being on your bad side.”

“Well I hate being on your bad side.”

“What? You’re never on my bad side,” he said. “You couldn’t get on my bad side if you tried.”

“Well then why do you yell at me then? You scream bloody murder at me, do you not recall this?”

“Well yeah, but that’s because we’re fightin’.”

The soldier doesn’t understand projection (Libra). He is an alpha (Aries) bastard and I like it that way (most of the time) so I changed the subject.

Do you have a bad side? What happens when someone gets on it?

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Nov
26

Open Question: Pluto Enters Capricorn - Your Personal Impressions…

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capricornPluto is now in Capricorn and I wonder what impressions people have. I live sort of out in the future all the time so for me, it’s as if it’s been coming for two years and I’m just glad the waiting is over. But I found myself making a comment to a client today.

I said that this marked the start of a new generation.

“The babies born today are being born with Pluto in Capricorn not Sagittarius. They are being born to reality rather than prosperity.”

My own words took me by surprise.

Do you have any words to mark this day?


Nov
26

Sorry for this but…

Outtakes and various other sundries

onewaysign.gifThere are still people who paid for the class but can’t find it.

Go here ElsaElsa - The Astrology Class

Make sure you are signed into xanga and you will see the class. Click the link(s) at the bottom of the posts to read or leave comments and hurry ’cause it’s hoppin’ over there.

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Nov
26

Women Who Baby Talk Men… A True Story By Elsa P

Astrology in real life

draCULAWell I’ll never forget this little episode. I once knew this gal, she was a Virgo with a Cancer Moon and she had huge breasts. I remark on this because I thought they were remarkable. I’d actually never seen breasts that big in my life.

I was Dating Dracula when I met her. I never mentioned it but Dracula could sing. Boy could he ever. He could sing like Sinatra (which is what he liked to sing) and if a Sinatra fan was in the house when he did so they would be all over him. (swearing below the break, just because)
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Nov
26

Open Question: How Do You Choose Which House System To Use?

Astrology in real life

zodiacHi Elsa,

How do you reconcile the different planet placements with these different house systems?

You use the Equal house system. I’ve seen a lot of use of the whole house system lately. I use Placidus. The thing is…my chart looks SO different with each of these house systems. It’s enough to make anyone crazy. How do you determine which system works for you?

Wondering

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Nov
26

Astrology Quotes: Sagittarius In Their Own Words

Outtakes and Various Other Sundries…

Sagittarians are focused on the “truth” and are known to be candid. They are bawdy and confident and there is an innate interest in religion, spirituality and philosophy. They are the travelers and storytellers of the zodiac, always on a quest to expand their horizons. Some feel with the Sun in Sagittarius, the ego is expanded. Sagittarius rules outdoor sports.

brad pittI’m one of those people you hate because of genetics. It is the truth.
Brad Pitt





aquileraI’m not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.
Christina Aguilera




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Nov
26

You’re Super Attractive - Does This Cost You? POLL

Ask the collective

mirror.JPGHere’s a question. We are discussing a gal who readily attracts partners in my class. She’s got a million indicators of this in her chart. I wrote:

“First, it’s not fair is it? There are people out there like this and if you date one of them, break up and wish they never find another - well you’re dreamin’ to say the least. If you want someone who can’t attract someone, then stay the hell away from someone like this…”

So here’s the question: Would you date or marry someone who attracted people in droves? Because I suspect many would not. They just would not like feeling insecure all the time and if I am right it just goes to show you that every gift is a curse in exact proportion.

You meet someone who attracts everyone all the time. Would you date /marry them?


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Also, if you are this kind of person, do you think it costs you?

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