Mercury In Aries vs Mercury in Libra (With Mars Involved): Donuts My A@@
Astrology in real life
“Well I guess you have to marry me anyway,” I told the soldier. “In spite of all the people who tell you I’m crazy… or whatever.”
“No one ever said that. Speedy never said you were crazy. It was my commander said you were crazy and he shouldn’t have. I should have said more than I did,” he said referring to an episode from 30 years ago.
“Yeah?”
“Yeah. I should have said, don’t judge, P. Don’t judge her just because she went ape-shit at your Christmas party and ransacked your house.”
“I did not ransack!” I said indignantly. “Ape-shit, yes. I did go ape-shit.”
He laughed, obviously enjoying himself. “Yeah, don’t you judge, P just because she went ape-shit, yelled at me, yelled at that girl… that poor girl and then rode her motorcycle into your living room and did donuts in it, ’round and ’round, ransacking your house…”

3 Responses to “Mercury In Aries vs Mercury in Libra (With Mars Involved): Donuts My A@@”
OMG did you seriously do that Elsa? That’s so hilarious!!!
And mmm… Donuts. I’ve been craving donuts for a while now ![]()
No, he’s a lying bastard. Yes I had a fit at his Commander’s Christmas Party that was very embarrassing. We were supposed to be going caroling on Christmas Eve, this was THE CHRISTMAS NEIGHBORHOOD of the city where you have to decorate like a maniac to live there and the whole city arrives in droves. It is shut off to traffic and blah, blah, blah, it;’s nice!
So we went and I am not sure what happened and either is he, other than I think it had to do with my period and I did hear some chick say something snotty or lofty so of course I made it my business to eviscerate her. One of those things that kinda back-fired if you know what I mean.
I was young. 17 or 18 and from the desert. I didn’t have the slightest idea how I was supposed to behave around the hierarchy.
Anyway, he made up the donuts in the living room part but I am sure he whisked me out of there on the bike like two bats out of hell. HOWEVER…
He himself used to pick fights in bars, I’d slip out just before so I could be waiting by the door on the bike, running and ready to go. He’s start some shit, punch people and then run out and hop on the bike with an angry mob behind him.
I’d peel out and there. That was our fun! This is why we were a gang of two.
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LOL!