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Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra (With Mars Involved) - Engrave Our Wedding Rings?
Astrology in real life
“Should we get our rings engraved?” I asked.
“Engraved? Engraved to say what?”
“I don’t know.”
“I don’t think so. We don’t really have words between us like that. You know some people have words between them, something that means something to them but we don’t have that.”
“No?” I asked, unsure exactly what he meant.
(swearing below the break)
“Yeah, our words are… well I guess yours could say, don’t come over here with with someone else’s hard-on and mine could say, you’re a cock!”
I roared.
I used to tell him that first when we kids and I mean I would tell him that alllllllll the time and at the top of my lungs.
I meant, don’t go to a topless bar then come over and screw me but he never understood what the hell I was talking about. He just couldn’t figure out how he could have another man’s dick in his pants and apparently he never did figure it out in 20 years of pondering…
“Wonder what P was talking about when she told me not to come over with someone else’s hard-on…”
He said he considered asking his friends what they thought I was talking about but never did because in case it was obvious, he did not want to look stupid…
12 Responses to “Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra (With Mars Involved) - Engrave Our Wedding Rings?”
This made me LOL - love that.
Elsa you’re hilarious! 
Yeah, well apparently he takes exception to my insistence I am not “just a pussy” but have no problem at all telling him that he is “just a cock”.
But really, I was a 17 year old and a very uncivilized one at that.
You just can’t come from where I did and know any of this stuff is off-color.
He was a pretty quirky land himself - after all he’d already killed someone and run over his brother with a Volkswagen when I met him so wtf. Match made in heaven, obviously.
It may as well have been:
“Don’t kill someone, run over your brother with a car and then see some girl you like and think you are going to come over here and fuck me BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT!”
And then we could just look at each other like peers do. 
I guess it’s easy to see how we cleared a dance floor, yes?
Somehow I can see rings with “Finally!” and “Making up for lost time”…
Carielle, that would be fitting. I wish someone could experience my feelings about this for just one second. I also wonder if my feelings are similar to mine or completely different.
“I guess it’s easy to see how we cleared a dance floor, yes?”
Maybe you should get some bite marks or something put in there hardee har har.
From your description about when you met, words seem insufficient.
When we met we fell in love. We both agree this was done like dinner within 12 hours of laying eyes on each other.
During that 12 hour period, I threw him out of the house once (”Get out! Get the fuck out!”).
We also slept for about 5 of the 12 hours, so I would have to say it was pretty rapid.
“You started yelling at me so I started yelling right back. Yeah, you were yelling about that fish tank at the top of your lungs and I was yelling back at you at the tip of mine…”
That no one blinked tells all. Weird damned teenagers though. We’d known each other for about 3 hours.
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LOL! Ya sure have a way with words.
I’ve always said much the same thing, but not quite so, err, eloquently put.
I may have to adopt your phrasing.