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The Worst Sign In The Zodiac To Be Is…
Astrology in real life
I was talking to satori about the Mechanic who does the tech stuff on this site. “I thanked him,” she said. “I thanked him for the boards.”
“Yeah, he built them. He also built the entire, Astro Dispatch and that was no easy feat! That thing in incredible and he doesn’t even know any astrology. Can you imagine? 400 astrologers benefit from that thing, at least and they don’t even know his name. All this work and it’s thankless. Want my advice? Whatever you do, don’t be a Virgo. You know. If you are ever being born and someone says, wanna be a Virgo? Say no.”
What sign would you advise against being?
29 Responses to “The Worst Sign In The Zodiac To Be Is…”
I would also agree with Virgo. I do not understand their self-sacrifice bent At All. I mean, I guess someone has to do it, but…I’d go nuts.
Note: I have NO Virgo but am surrounded by them (or Virgo risings) of late. They give me crap about not being self-sacrificing enough.
Libra! who wants to always be the last person to make up their mind!
finally figured out why I have sooo many Virgo Sun/rising people in my life and as clients (as well as Pisces) . . . my Moon-Neptune conjunction & 12th house Sun/water sign rising gives me a Pisces feel. glub, glub, glub 
Hey Neith, i would have to agree with you!
I also read somewhere that libra is the only inanimate sign in the zodiac. Scales don’t have life in them! Don’t know what to make of that. im libra too, by the way lol.
I’m not an astrologer, only a curious interested follower, but I have NEVER understood Capricorns. What are their virtues except being persistent at being plodding?
Lisa - LMAO! I am going to let someone else field that but thanks for the hearty laugh!! You just killed a million goats! ::snorts::
(and welcome, btw)
Yah well some of us didn’t get the choice and get stuck with Virgo stelliums to boot. So unfair.
Everyone else gets to run and play and fish and fly and we get to stay home and take vitamins and reorganize cabinets. Sheesh.
Even I hate myself.
the worst sign is cancer of course. so sensitive! too sensitive for this world! (puts hand to head and faints) 
virgos are amazing but can drive me batty. i have a virgo moon and am close with another virgo moon and her intellectual hair splitting is maddening. but she’s deeply deeply compassionate
lol togi — yeah my virgo moon loves to read about supplements and vitamins and then i get too anxious to take them!
I would NEVER EVER EVER want to be a Virgo… EVER…
… even though I have two planets in Virgo
And awwww… I like Cancer, moonpluto! However, I can see how much a pain it is to be a Cancer. I have a moon in Cancer and I believe this is my strongest of all planets. I’m extremely hypersensitive and with the Pluto square - it’s an even bigger pain in the ass -_-
Scorpio has such a bad reputation for the possibilities of really dark, depressing, Bad Stuff. Drugs, mental illness, what not - more so, it seems, than the other signs. There’s a definite shadow over Scorpio.
I’m also in agreement with the person that said Libra, too. It’s hard having planets in Libra.
i wouldn’t want to be an aries (sorry lunalie, lol). my mother is an aries and her lack of foresight drives me right round then bend. RIGHT. ROUND.
I WISH I was a Capricorn, and I was going to vote for “try not to be a Gemini”, because I only have a Gemini moon and I find it exhausting.
as per my opposition between Moon & Sun, I’m torn between Libra and Aries…if I HAD to make a choice *gasp* I’d have to say Libra, ONLY b/c I’ve known so many Libran women who were off their effin’ rocker…I’ve never met a sane one (yet! I hope there’s at least one out there!!)
p.s. I fully admit that my Libran Moon makes me off my rocker *emotionally* 
Oh lunalie: didn’t know u had moon in cancer. Remembering various posts of yours, that makes Sooo much sense to me now. You seem very sensitive yet you have that double aries thing–
I do like my cancerian self but always feel like I don’t quite… fit.
I don’t know any scorpios these days– just a couple of mars in scorpio…
As for libra. Hell, I’d love to be pretty and charming like libra (that’s how I seem them anyway)
As a Cap with Virgo moon I think it hilarious they’ve both got a beating here (cap only once but it was a doozy!) I love Libra’s, I love how cute they are when they wander around unable to make up their minds, and they love when I make their decisions for them. All the cancer’s I know are soft and squishy (emotionally, not physically) and huggable. Scorpio men are fascinating, the women are a bit full on. Same with Aquarius males, my 2 best male friends are Aquarius but I don’t get the women at all. So as a woman, I’d think to be a Scorpio or Aquarius would be very hard work.
Thanks mechanic!
Virgo sun or more than 2 virgo planets! Since we know that an accepting positive attitude toward one self is paramount for happiness, this is a scab picker with a magnifying glass–the self defeater’s dream machine. And, Scorpio loves to watch!
A scab picker with a magnifying glass?
Brilliant.
i actually like being a virgo, but i’m kind of a freak.
i wouldn’t want to be a capricorn. y’all get SO stressed and anxious about stuff from the ones i know anywho.
Cancer drives me nuts because of all the damn crying. My Cancer grandma was a huge sobber. Pisces too.
Capricorns luuuuuuuuuuuuuv work. On the one hand, that’s great, but on the other hand, I’m not gonna date one again and get dumped on Valentine’s Day so he can go work. I think Caps are fabulous as long as they don’t try to get romantically involved. Actually, that’s not true. You can date a Capricorn, just don’t date one who’s allowed to work overtime. Make darned sure you pick one who has a job where they are only allowed in the building from 8-5.
My two cents on top of everything else- At least Virgos can get a feeling of solid accomplishment. “Yeah! I did that!” And sometimes little things make them really happy. Like getting the perfect color of paint mixed.
Haha your so right Elsa, Scorpios love being Scorpios. I have asked myself the serious question of “what is the best sign in the Zodiac?” the answer was Scorpio ofcourse! But what sign would I NOT want to be would be Gemini or Virgo, to much insecurity and bull-shitting around.
Hmm…
I do not envy Pisces, though that may be due mostly to my history of (platonic) friendships with them, it starts great but eventually ends in a Cold War that never ends (since I’m always or nearly always the one who ends it).
I envy Libra social skills, but their indecisiveness makes me question how Cardinal that sign supposedly is. I certainly wouldn’t want to be involved with one unless they had almost as many fixed planetary placements as I do.
I envy the Capricorn archetype for their work ethic, but I’d rather be a Scorpio if I had a choice in changing my Sun sign (though I guess my Pluto aspects and 8th house asteroids might make up for the fact that it will never happen).
*Gemini*
i don’t myself as very virgo (ascedant)
but i am tired of spending so much energy trying to help people who don’t want to be helped. what’s the point?
hard to say what i’d suggest against being. capricorn?
Virgo and Libra, the middle children, no wonder they have it hard!
I wouldn’t want to be a Pisces, they lack energy, get bullied easily, and don’t like the material world, which I think you must appreciate if you are to cherish God’s gifts. I would rather be an Aries. But being a Sagittarius with Mars in Aries is good enough!
I like Pisces people, but I wouldn’t want to be them.
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I agree with Virgo, but I’m going to take it a step further - don’t be a Gemini with a Virgo Moon. Oh my, having seen this OCD/ADD mess in action, it’s enough to make you tired just watching it.