Mercury in Aries vs Mercury In Libra (With Mars Involved): $5

April 24th, 2009 @ 7:20 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

“I’m in Cordes,” the soldier said. “You and I got in a fight here once.”

“I don’t remember.”

“I do,” he said emphatically.

“You remember everything. The last fight I remember was in Colorado at that truck wash. The blond girl put her underwear on your stuff and I made you pay me $5 to get rid of her. I wasn’t going to help you for nothing.”

“I remember. You were mad at me so I had to pay my girlfriend to act like she was my girlfriend.”

“Yes, well what do you expect, I’m a capitalist.”

He snorted.

The soldier has a thing for capitalistic girls so I won that round.

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