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The Ability To Make A Decision
Astrology in real life
“Well yeah my pants are tight, I’m fat!” the soldier said. “I’m faaaaaat!”
“Well get some bigger pants.”
“No, I’m not getting bigger pants, the bigger pants are too big. I need the size in the middle but apparently they don’t make a size in the middle which means I either lose some weight or I hog up to the next size.”
“Hog up?”
“Well, yeah. Eat like a hog until I get myself to be an even bigger hog than the hog I already am.”
“Okay, go down then.”
“Well that’s what I’m going to do.”
Having Libra, I quietly admired his ability to make a decision because I could have broke my mind on that.

8 Responses to “The Ability To Make A Decision”
Ha ha ha. A couple of years ago my daughter announced she was going to “hog down” on some kind of food. I said, “Do you mean pig out?”
I always imagine not buying bigger pants puts a limit on how fat I can get… but somehow that never seems to work. I can’t stand uncomfortable clothing.
LOL what a brilliant anti-Libra solution.
I no longer buy clothes that don’t stretch.
I experience this as a girl with a ghetto booty. Everything is either too tight or falls off my tummy because of my butt.
He needs to try things on. He’ll find a brand that fits. ![]()
As a fellow Taurus, I’d get a belt. It’s easier to have the larger size because odds are you won’t go down the older you get anyway.
Hog up is hilarious, but uncomfortable as hell. I know only too well with my Taurus Sun LOL
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I would’ve broke my mind deciding what to eat. I think I’ll have a slice of that chocolate cake on the post below to start.