“Domesticating Elsa” Mars Mercury in Astrology
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Sanguine says on Defending Libra:
“I guess I have a way of talking smack and talking straight that conveys my affection and respect for others so that I can do these things without wreaking the havoc of the simply impolite.
Maybe it’s a Mars-Mercury thing you have going on?”
Sanguine, my whole family has a Mars Mercury sig and we used to have a hell of a card game in the desert.
People came out there specifically to be in this rude game we played with naked lady cards. I was 8-12 years old at the time and routinely beat the pants off the men, talkin’ smack the whole time, copying my also big-mouthed father.
Yeah, we always won but people has a great time. I guess it’s like growing up in the barracks or something. You get in mixed company and do your usual and people are appalled.
I definitely was obnoxious by normal standard. I used to write about this - “Domesticating Elsa”. I just had no idea my manners we’re bad. “Please join us for a card game…” I used to say. Is that not nice?
I’d host the games with my boyfriend. We’d have them at our apartment and he’d BEG me not to talk but I just had no idea what he was talking about.
I used to gloat about being Italian during the games… I’d rake in all the money and explain I could not be beaten because I was a wop! Read ‘em an weep you NON- Italians! This was just all stuff that was quite normal as far as I knew.
That poor guy. He was a Capricorn, LOL. He tried so hard to put me through finishing school.
I’d walk outside in my nightgown, work in the yard. Saw nothing wrong with it at all - I’d never been to town, see? I mean, if you’ve not been to town, you’ve not been to town.
I have pictures of this and it’s no wonder I got along with the soldier, he was as lost as I was. He didn’t know what Alka Seltzer was, popped two of them in his mouth (in public) to cure a headache. Next thing you know foam is pouring from his mouth - he thought he was dyin’. He was in a bus station and ran into the restroom with his eyes all bugged out, he thought he had rabies like a dog.
He also came to America… started playing football but did not know the rules. He just had no idea what was going on so when they all wound up in a heap on the field, he just started beating the crap out of people. He thought this was right…. and it must have been in a way, because they made him Captain of the team.
He’s a Mars Mercury too you know - it is not an insignificant thing to have in your chart.

8 Responses to ““Domesticating Elsa” Mars Mercury in Astrology”
My Capricorn friend is trying to put me in finishing school too. You know how the customer gets a receipt? He wants me to take it. No way in hell. Look the waiter in the eye but don’t call him while he’s carrying something. He says I don’t follow protocol. I don’t want to.
Anyone else had an experience with a Capricorn trying to put them through finishing school?
“He just had no idea what was going on so when they all wound up in a heap on the field, he just started beating the crap out of people.”
So hilarious.
alka seltzer — what an image!
Yeah, he wasn’t even tackled. He just saw everyone in a heap so he ran over and jumped on top and started punching people..
“That’s not how you play the game,” the coach said.
“It’s not? Well then how do you play this game?” he asked.
And now you can see why it was no big deal for the two of us to walk into a biker bar yelling about how great Kawasakis were. We were just clueless and fearless and whatever is else it might be that creates people of our ilk.
All I know is the soldier thought it perfectly acceptable I try to kill him with a motorcycle helmet and we have no idea why all those people ran. Haven’t you ever seen lovers fight before? Jeez!
ROFLMAO!
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THIS is the funniest post I have ever read here. Thank you.