“I don’t know what is going on, P. They say I have to take this test. I don’t know if it’s good or bad. I don’t know if they are pulling my leg. They said I was a 5 tool employee.”

“5 tool employee? What is that?”

“Hell if I don’t know. I don’t know if it’s good or bad or what it is. I walked in there and they were all saying, this is the soldier…. this is the man of the hour. I don’t know what I did or didn’t do but they want me to take this test and bring it to them.”

“Hold on a minute,” I said, typing into google. “Okay, well it’s good. Here is what a 5 tool employee is,” I said reading the following:

1) gets things done with results to show for their effort - no excuses for failure
2) accomplishes things that are remarkable - above and beyond what’s expected
3) exercises sound decision-making skills, acting quickly and decisively
4) communicates well and can convince others to act
5) deals well with ambiguity, makes order where others see confusion

“Sounds like you to me,” I said.”

“What? That’s like me? I think they ought to give that to Dora. Dora is a 5 tool dog.”

5 tool employees are going to thrive with Pluto in Capricorn.