I just thought of a succinct way to say all this…

If you come to my house, I will cook you best meal I can.


(swearing below the break)

If you get in my bed, I will fuck you as best as I can and you may have had better. You may also know where you can get a better meal but if you do, why hang around my house to tell me how rotten I am?

I am telling you this is the best I can so so if you do hang around my house, maybe you like my cooking and my fucking better then you think you do? If that’s the case, some gratitude is in order.

And this goes for everyone in your life you know. People do not exist so that other people can spend their days and nights complaining about them, that is all there is to it.

If you are someone who behaves in this way - If you are someone who spends your days and nights analyzing the cellulite on some starlet’s ass… well I am sure you’re going to go far in life! I am also sure you are obsessing with her ass so as to not look at you own.

In other words, if you held your own ass to the standards you hold hers to, you would be way too busy keeping it in shape to be bothered with criticizing hers at all. I can tell you this for sure! Think I have time to run around judging other astrology blogs? Seeing if I am better than someone and ripping them down if I’m not? Telling other astrologers what they OUGHT to be doing?

::laughs::

I’ve got a full time job making sure my own blog stays on track so now I am going back to my story and then… my class.

If I think of anything entertaining between now and then, I’ll put it up here. Meantime if YOU think of something entertaining maybe you can put it up here and if you do I am sure it will be appreciated because the people who read here appreciate “the interesting” whether they care to admit it or not!