The Real Deal On Us Venus Neptune Types… He Said, She Said
Astrology in real life
I dialed the soldier on the road, “I was thinkin’” I said. “You now how you always wind up doing the jobs no one else wants to do? All the horrible jobs no one else wants?”
“Yeah.”
‘Well do you being married to me is one of those jobs no one wants?”
He roared. “Hell no! It’s the job all that string of broken hearts behind you wanted.”
“Oh come on. I never broke anyone’s heart. I just wondered about this. I think I may be a job no one wants.”
“Lovin’ you is a dirty job and I’m the one to do it. Remember that song, P?”
“Yeah. But I’ve not got a string of broken hearts behind me.”
“Yeah right. You come around and people start singing, (to the tune of “Eli’s Coming”) P is coming, watch your heart now! Elsa’s coming, watch your heart now…”
Here is the campy video - Three Dog Night. They actually sing “hide your heart” which is quite explicitly “Venus Neptune”.
On other fronts, one of these bastards got drunk in my bar one day… drank like a fish all day long and was annoying and the STIFFED me! It’s like… 30 years later and I am still mad at that cheap bastard but outside of that - Enjoy! (question below for Venus Neptune folk…)
Have Venus Neptune in your chart? Broken any hearts?
30 Responses to “The Real Deal On Us Venus Neptune Types… He Said, She Said”
Oh my gosh That guys looks like the dude from the movie Spinal Tap..And I think the singer is wearing my Nana’s shirt…He He
This is hilarious…Hey they could be advertising for Eli’s cheesecake…LOL
And shame on you Elsa saying marrying you is a job nobody wants..
sonah22 - as you become more acquainted with Venus Neptune you will learn we victimize at least as often as the other way around… we just can’t see it.
And Reality — I was just fuckin’ with him. It’s a day to keep things interesting, remember? This was a flirt!
Elsa what are you going to do if he thinks your hinting…He He..
Diamonds have dropped in price…
Well as somebody once said
cross the bridge when I come to it….lol
Hinting? We talk about getting married 10 times a week.
We are getting married provided I don’t trip on the way to the alter.
I am a very VERY hard person to marry. It would be best if you drunk and drug me… probably better be ready for a fight as well and this time he is well aware and prepared.
‘Well do you being married to me is one of those jobs no one wants?”
Look at that. Elsa, you just got a notion in your head. But good thing Soldier was there to straighten it out! Heh 
I have Venus/Saturn, but Moon/Neptune on my Descendant, and I’ve been told I do this but I don’t see how. Broken hearts? Nope. Just a reality check. It goes like this: They don’t know me but they say they want me, I say they’re deluded. I leave before they realize the whole thing is an illusion and reject me. But all they say is I broke a heart. The reality? They hardly knew me, so how could they like me? I escaped before they could delude themselves further.
Hey don’t say that..ummm..
you ever been to Las Vegas…HE HE
You have a lot to drink it takes a long time to get a divorce..Couple tequilla shots
and what you did in Vegas does not stay in Vegas.
If you get married plastered as in you did not want to get married before you got plastered and then you did and then when the tequila wears off
ummm does that count as venus neptune ?
LOL Reality!
I’ve never heard them say their hearts were broken, but I just realized every single ex has begged me to come back.
The Soldier is so funny.
I am dying to know - which one of them stiffed you?
I don’t know. I don’t remember - I was never that familiar with them in the first place but boy what am ass that guy was. He just got drunk… the bar made a lot of money that day but he never tipped me a dime after waiting on him for pretty much my whole shift. Obnoxious too. I remember thinking, they were a bunch of has-beens. Boy was I pissed! It’s was somewhat dangerous not to tip me back in those days. I hate cheap motherfuckers, I’ll tell you that. Being poor is one thing. Being cheap is just…. well you’re just cheap is all and there is nothing worse than that to Venus in Leo!!!!!!!
I’m very wary of venus neptune types, you guys are really unpredictable.
Yeah. And I’m sorry. Plus my Venus is in Gemini. Argh. Sometimes it’s just as hard on me!!
“I’m very wary of venus neptune types, you guys are really unpredictable.”
Yeah, stick with the Venus Uranus types. Those folks are reliable NOT.
And oh yeah… I am one of them too. Jeez man. I am one lousy bet!! 
Ok, question was “Have Venus Neptune in your chart? Broken any hearts?”
I have no idea what you mean by Venus Neptune in your chart…yeah, they are in my chart but…? (I really hate feeling stupid in these discussions!)
Second, no, I don’t think I’ve broken any hearts. I’ve had 2 serious relationships in my life. My heart got broken in the first one, second one is still going strong so I consider myself lucky. 
Re: your question there Elsa….um…OK,
No Comment. I plead the 5th …
And I don’t mean the 5th house. I mean the Venus/Nep opp over 1/7 AND over Aries/Libra. if it comes, it always comes in triples, and therefore I mean the 5th amendment.
All I remember is that gorgeous (coffee drinking) who always laid one eye on me walkin in and said “here comes trouble” … said it every time… and I always took it as a complimet.
Those were the days…another song…even older, alas! See the cool thing about being old…one remembers all the best songs from way back and can say “hey, I was there when!”
But I AM laughing about that Eli’s comin’ song to the words of Elsa’s comin’ cuz see, I am actually old enough to remember that song and it is one of my old favs.
I thought y’all were already common lawed.
does that count as venus/neptune Reality? hahahahahahahahahahahahgha
(that last g was a snort from laughing so hard)
coffee drinking….bouncer is the missing word, sorry oops
guess that makes us both lousy bets, eh?
which is to say, yes, and i don’t know. probably.
Yes, I may have broken a few hearts. The upside is that me having a Scorpio sun I never led them on or strung them along.
I keep leaving, I don’t know why ?
Yes I know why….Elsa talked about this.
It is a very complex confirguration
Sun square Moon in a natal chart.
I know there has been a lot of talk about satun in virgo and all of the placements in Sag conflicting each other.
I have to stay extremely busy..
The one thing I have noticed about this blog many of us have steliums. I have been looking at charts for years and they are not very common.
So when you ask about Neptune and broken hearts
yah I guess I have broken a few even my own by my own actions.
That Amy Whinehouse Song..
I’m no good…I cheated myself like I knew I would
I told yuh I was trouble you know I’m no good.
I don’t have tatoos or anything but I can think of a few times I broke some hearts.
But what do you do when you feel the walls closing in on you ? Is it a Neptune Illusion ?
Or is it real ? I am almost affraid to say this my Neptune is in Scorpio..I have no air in my chart other than my nodes. Its funny because sometimes I feel like I can’t breath and then I bolt..Is Neptune fooling me or is my sag moon just wanting to run for fear of having a yoke on my neck ? Weird Neptune…
3 loves 3 passions all 3 Taurus I left all three of them..Oh I have got to get back to work…LOL
Marianne: You are not stupid, ever ever ever. Asking is good. Venus/Neptune: in aspect (trine, square, opp., conjunct etc) and other things to do with Venus/Neptune ruled signs, house etc.
I have Venus and Neptune forming a grand trine with Saturn (check out your chart; if there’s a giant triangle in it that’s called a grand trine, then look at the elements-mine’s all in Fire).
So I have Neptune in the 12th/Sag; Saturn in the 8th/Leo; Venus in the 4th/Aries.
Ta da! Grand Fire Trine. Oh and by the way, I’m not an asshole, but I can be delusional about love ::snicker:::
The only hearts I’ve broken were of people with addictions I explicitly told I’d be leaving if they couldn’t stop drinking/doing drugs/pretending I was an apparition….I wonder if this counts?
Venus trine Neptune and Venus square Saturn.
I have broken a heart but I’m not proud of it.
Neptune is directly on my Ascendent in Scorpio and I’m just learning about what all that means. It’s like people think I’m a hall of mirrors. But which one is the real me? Damned if I know.
My sister has Neptune spot on Scorpio ASC. We never know who has a worse case of ADD (attention deficit disorder) me with the Pisces rising, or her with this combo, but I’ll tell ya she gives me quite a run for my ADD money…yet, she is a high powered executive professional working in a hospital, she’s like VP of a womens and kids hospital, so it’s not fatal. but what a flake, wooooo mama
Thank you Kashmiri…I get it now!
Loon….snicker.
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huh? I break hearts? I though they broke my heart because of the whole being delusional thing!