He was a professional, she was an amateur. She was younger than us… a baby, really; of course Cancer can appear that way. Sitting at our table, Drac told me thought he could offer her some voice tips and I was sure he was right.

For my part in it… well she was talented and if there is one thing I respect (Venus in Leo) its talent. He waited until she finished her number and then went over to her table to invite her to join us.

Though she knew she could sing I could see she was really happy when he acknowledged her because he had the upper hand. He was older, he was polished and he had me.

Er… I can’t sing - that’s not the point. It’s just hard to be King without a proper Queen.

In fact this is one of the things my sister would clue me in on later. The day I left this guy was a sorry one for him. It was a sorry one for me to for different reasons becasue when you get right down to it we were dueling banjos who had aligned.

Deliverance - Banjo Duel(probably the best scene ever filmed in a movie, bar none…)

So when this gal was invited over she was authentically flattered because you know some of these Virgos are. They do fly beneath the wire and it’s often, “Who, me? You mean meeee?” Dracula escorted her back to our table, she was grinning wide.

He introduced us as he pulled out here chair for her, “Elsa, this is Candy. Candy, meet Elsa.”

“Hey there,” I said. “You sound like God up there singing, it’s nice to meet you.”

Skip to - I Bet That Scorp Is Pissed… An Interlude