Well I’ll never forget this little episode. I once knew this gal, she was a Virgo with a Cancer Moon and she had huge breasts. I remark on this because I thought they were remarkable. I’d actually never seen breasts that big in my life.

I was Dating Dracula when I met her. I never mentioned it but Dracula could sing. Boy could he ever. He could sing like Sinatra (which is what he liked to sing) and if a Sinatra fan was in the house when he did so they would be all over him. (swearing below the break, just because)

He had a stellium in Scorpio with a Leo rising… my Venus was conjunct his ascendant and we used to go out and be seen. He was an actor of course, and a good one. He was freakishly talented and so was this gal. She could sing too, see.

One night we went to karaoke - we’d go in there and he’d bring the fuckin’ house down and me? Well I’d be the girl he was serenading of course. It was all an act. Actors act, and don’t you forget it.

But anyway, one night we were out doing our gig before heading home to do our other gig when this gal took the stage and holy shit, she could sing. Man oh man oh man.

“Let’s meet her,” he said.

“Yes. Let’s.”

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