Regarding “The Unit”, the third show of the third season found the team responding to a nerve agent threat. The bad guys were holed up in a hangar with some shooters on the roof, eventually. The doors open and out rolls a yellow Piper Cub supposed to be loaded with poison to be dispersed over a city.

“Oh not, not the Cub!” the soldier said. “Now that really would ruin my day.” (swearing below the break)

“What?”

“If I had to shoot a beautiful Piper Cub? I’d hate that, P, look at that thing. I love those planes and I’d just hate to have to kill one of them.”

Jonas and the rest of them start shooting at 2 men on the roof. Shooting and being shot at this is. They men in the unit were crouched behind a car, firing back and forth while Jonas talked on a cell phone.

“Why aren’t they hittin’ ‘em, P? What’s going on? I don’t understand why they can’t take out two motherfuckers on the roof. They’re standing up no less! What the fuck man? They’ve got a whole team there. Whole fuckin’ team can’t take out two motherfuckers on a roof? You’d lose your fuckin’ job if I was running this.”

I laughed.

Later, after many bullets have been exchanged and the plane had taken off with the nerve agent, Jonas got off the phone and went around to the back of the building to head to the roof to get the guys doing the shooting.

“It’s about time!” the soldier said. “And look at that. They’ve even let the ladder there for him,” he said roaring in laughter. “Yeah man. You got your ladder there so get up it and shoot those motherfuckers - shoot them now,” he bellowed.

Jonas shot the two men who are both standing.

“Thank God,” the soldier said. “Standing up on roof with a ladder waiting so you could get them. Some target that is. Now why did that take them so long? Two motherfuckers on the roof, the whole team is there, the bastards are standing up and when they’re not they are hiding behind a sign! A sign won’t stop anything? They’ve got all kinds of things that will go right through the sign and kill them… bullets! Never mind you could go in the building and shoot up at them through the roof. That building is made of tin! I don’t know, P. I just see no excuse for those two bastards to be living as long as they did and as far as that team goes, if I were in charge, they’d be fired. Fuckin’ Hollywood. If I was there just by myself, I’d have taken those bastards out in a matter of seconds and had no problem doing so. I’d sure rather do that then kill that beautiful Piper Cub. Anyone stand up on a roof like that deserves to be shot but that Cub is a whole other story…”

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