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Voice Of Mars - Rhino In The City (Gym): Skunk Head
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“Any antics at the gym today?”
“No. Well I almost told this woman off,” he said.
“What did she do?”
“She insinuated I was a dumb ass.”
“How?”
He explained and he was right. She was definitely insulting him. “Haughty” would be the word. “Yep, she was insinuating all right.” (swearing below the break)
“Yeah, and I almost said listen here you skunk-headed bitch.”
“Skunk-headed?”
“Yeah, she’s got hair like a skunk. Black hair with one of those white streaks in it? She looks just like a skunk. She’s an old lady with skunk hair and I almost told her off. She doesn’t know me and she doesn’t want to know me, P.”
“Oh. I know who you mean,” I said. “Yoga-looking woman? She does yoga.”
“Yeah, yoga-looking.”
“Yeah, I know her. I can see her acting like that. She thinks I’m a peon too.”
“Yeah, yoga. I ought to have told her, listen here you skunk-head. Why don’t you go find your mantra and leave me the fuck alone?”
I roared.
“Yeah! Some of us have things to do in this world. Why don’t you go play with a (yoga) ball somewhere? You don’t want to be messing with the likes of me, ya old skunk! You do and you’ll be sorry.”
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This is very scary for skunks.
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Well, all a skunk has to do is leave him be and they will have no problems at all. Further, your average skunk in nature is able to discern who they can and cannot fuck with (for example they don’t normally take on rhinos)… which tells you something about this woman’s intellect, yes? Because he’s not exactly flying beneath the wire.
I guess there are some adversarial skunks around Elsa. Ones that think that all smells revolve around them.
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“I ought to paint or put a white streak in my hair, one just like hers and then show up and ask her, how is this? How many men do you think I can attract with this skunk thing in my hair..?”
omg, ha ha!!! He should do it. For halloween, no less.
Man, there are skunks living in my yard! I swear, the entire city smells of them some nights!