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Voice Of Mars: Rhino In The City - Dry Wood

October 9th, 2008 @ 9:15 am by Elsa

scorpio “You start stuff in that steam room every day,” I told the soldier. “You provoke them.”

“What do you mean? They instigate it.”

I laughed. “Only because you set it up that way. It’s true they light the match but you go in there like dry wood and you make sure everyone knows it. You go in there with “DRY WOOD” written right across your forehead, of course they’re going to light it.”

He just laughed. This is what you get when you team Venus in Gemini (likes to keep it interesting) with a Scorpio Moon.

The other day he told a group of young black men that he was not sure he could vote for Obama, “a rich white man and all”. He went on to talk about his white mama and Obama’s white mama in his best hayseed twang while they all sat there mesmerized.

The ringleader of this group is the same guy who tried to get him to make him steam that time.

He’s grown inordinately fond of the Old Paratrooper White Guy.

Are you a troll?

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8 Responses to “Voice Of Mars: Rhino In The City - Dry Wood”

Heather

LOL at soldier…”rich white guy”! Tell him he just made my somewhat crappy day a lot brighter!

10/9/08 @ 9:44 am (reply)

Elsa

Yeah, he’s funny as hell. He went on and on in there… talkin’ about the ghetto to these black men and they’re all starin’ - just can’t believe their ears..his lack of PC. They like the living shit out of him though.

10/9/08 @ 10:00 am (reply)

maureen

Anybody who can whip out genuine humor during this election season has my vote! I’m serious!

10/9/08 @ 10:20 am (reply)

Kathy Crabb

Oh, hell no, I’m not a troll. In fact, I run from them! It’s certainly not a case of lacking opinions. I just don’t like conflict. I suppose if I manage someday to evolve fear into power, I could be more trollish. I hope when I do, I manage to keep my sense of humor!

10/9/08 @ 11:11 am (reply)

Dina

Hahahaha the soldier is hilarious!

10/9/08 @ 2:12 pm (reply)

AnaBanana

LOL…Obama the “rich white guy”. Hehe, Soldier is an instigator all right. But look at all the entertainment he provides to those guys, lol. He should have sold tickets to that show! I don’t mind that kind of trolling, as long as it’s just for fun It’s conflict turned comedy. And what Gemini doesn’t like to amuse themselves?

10/9/08 @ 2:36 pm (reply)

Lupa

I will cop to the Scorpio/Gem combination that likes to keep things interesting. I don’t think I’m a troll but I might have been guilty of leaving enough rope for people to hang themselves.

10/9/08 @ 3:14 pm (reply)

satori

yeah, Lupa, me too. not on the internet usually, just in real life. mine might be considered full on booby traps tho. I don’t know how to stop; it’s so ingrained. ::sigh::

10/9/08 @ 6:14 pm (reply)

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