Voice Of A Marsy Taurean: Bucket Of Cement Take Two

September 14th, 2008 @ 5:44 pm by Elsa

Astrology in real life

buoy.jpg“Did you know I was going to wind up looking like this when we were kids?” the soldier asked when I admired his muscles.

“Yes, I did. You were already going to go in SF and you started working out. You started bulking up then.”

“Yeah, but I wanted to look like Rambo but instead I just turned into this big barrel thing.”

I laughed. “There was no Rambo back then.”

“Yeah, but you know what I mean. I wanted to have a body women like the way Rambo has but noooooooooo. Instead I turn into a bucket of cement. Look at me, P!”

“You look good.”

“I look good, my ass. I look just like a bucket or a barrel and you know it. If I were in the Navy, I’d be a buoy. Yeah, I’d be a buoy just out there bobbing up and down, stopping ships from running into things.”

P snorted. “Well that’s an important job.”

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6 Responses to “Voice Of A Marsy Taurean: Bucket Of Cement Take Two”

1.
maureen
maureen

Elsa, the soldier’s so blessed to have you!!
I wonder if he knows how much he’s liked by so many of us on this blog. And we don’t even have a visual! It’s just pure… liking the guy.

9/14/08 @ 5:52 pm (reply)
 
2.
Elsa
Elsa

maureen - thanks. I am going to write a blog about this..

9/14/08 @ 6:03 pm (reply)
 
3.
Foxxy
Foxxy

Hehehehehhehehehheeee~!!!

9/15/08 @ 8:52 am (reply)
 
4.
SaDiablo
SaDiablo

I’m pretty sure he couldn’t be a buoy. . . Doesn’t he sink? :P

9/17/08 @ 7:46 am (reply)
 
5.
Elsa
Elsa

SaDiablo - yes. He says he will have to be anchored by a pole to the bottom fthe ocean for just this reason. :)

9/17/08 @ 7:59 am (reply)
 
6.
SaDiablo
SaDiablo

*snert* :D

9/17/08 @ 8:02 am (reply)
 


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