Now keep in mind Vidroid is a Sun Saturn in the 8th house kid and when he initially sat us down he said he was a therapist.  He then changed his mind (Libra) and said instead he was a cop.

In whatever case, he was the authority figure and he had one hell of a lot of power assimilated.

“I just want to point out that Dora is trying to steal the show,” the soldier said as Dora walked between the chairs which really were placed close together. “Look at her. She wants to be the center of attention so she’d in the center so everyone can see her.”

We all watched as Dora threaded her skinny, emaciated but well fed body through our chairs.

“Now tell us why you are mad, Mom.”

“I’m not mad. I’m hurt,” I said throwing them both a curve ball.

I can’t remember what else was said but it was the soldiers turn to talk and he made no bones. “Well I’m not hurt, I’m MAD! I am mad at her.”

We all laughed of course. Some court of law we’ve got here.

“How can we work this out?” Vidroid asked. “Mom? Do you know any way to resolve this?”

“Yes I do,” I said, enjoying the shocked look on both their faces. “I can resolve it very easily.”

“Tell us how,” Vid said.

“Oh, well I can appease him,” I said knowing the soldier HATES the word and the concept. “I can appease him by doing everything he wants the he wants and as soon as I do that, they’ll be no fight at all.”

The soldier was stunned, so was Vid. Vid asked the soldier how he might appease me and you guessed it…

“I have no idea how to appease her,” he said. “Appease?”

I thought this was checkmate but said nothing.   Haven’t you heard? Don’t play cards with P.