sm.jpgThe soldier burped loudly behind me.

“Sorry,” he said.

I did not react.

“Dora made me do it,” he added.

;)

He’s got the bonus here of being her victim.


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3 Responses to “Speaking Of Projecting Your Shadow, You Don’t Even Need A Human To Do It REDUX”

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satori
satori

bodily function noises are a competition in my house (provided no one else is around). we all want credit not absolution!

 
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goddess
goddess

whenever my husband farts, he blames “the cat.” doesn’t matter than no cat is in the room.

i call it the cat from hell…

 
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Lil
Lil

This makes me think of Bill Cosby’s old comedy routine (seen/heard in his video called “Himself”) where he recounts that when he was a child, his dad would fart and then blame it on an unseen elephant that suddenly was hiding under his chair. Every family has their bodily function stories. Too funny.

 


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