Now I have Venus in Leo which clashes with Taurus and I live with two of them. My son and the soldier are always heavily Saturnian (me too) so they struggle with my youthfulness as in, for Godsakes make it stop! They both have Scorpio as well (Soldier the Moon, and Vidroid, his Mars) that clashes with Leo as well and my view on this is: So what.

They also like to sit on the couch… Taureans and last night I walked in the living room and started asking them if they’d done this and that they are supposed to do.

“Did you bring home your lunch box today?” I asked Vidroid who has left his lunchbox a school two days in a row. “Did you guys check for mice?”

They both looked as if they’d been assaulted. “What? Can’t you see we’re sitting on our asses here?” ::smiles:: Because that’s what they look like, two Taurus lumps.

They said nothing, just stared at me and I stared back and then broke into (Adam Sandler) song and I mean I belted it out:

“SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASEEEE!
P’s MY GIRLFRIEN-ND!
SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE!
THAT’S MY MOM-OM-OM!

The shock on both their faces was utter and complete. I turned on my heel dramatically and left them there speechless.