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Venus In Leo Clashes With The Tauri Over Shoes - Capricorn Mortified
Astrology in real life
“What are those funny looking shoes?” the soldier asked, pointing at my new shoes sitting there.”
“Funny looking? What do you mean funny looking?” I got up to show his the hidden fun. “Guess what they say on the bottom?” I asked with my eyes wide. I flipped the shoe over dramatically. “Rocket Dog!” I said, showing him the purple lettering on the bright orange sole of the shoe. “How can you not be happy with that on your foot?”
The soldier snorted. “You’re crazy, P.”
“Oh hell, I’m not. You know I am a dog, these are perfect.” Vidroid walked in so I asked him, “Do you think these shoes are funny?”
“Yeah, and they’re for a teenager,” he said. (How is that for Sun Saturn?)
“A teenager!? Oh for Godsakes, my shoes are too young for me.”
“She is a teenager,” the soldier said. “She is definitely a teen.”
“I am not but what would you have me do? Want me to get some granny shoes for you? Do you? Would that make you happier? Hey! I thought you liked your old mom picking you up on a scooter.”
“I do?”
“Are you sure? You sure you don’t want me to get some granny shoes and a miiiiiiiiiiini van?”
He snorted. They both snorted. They both looked happy so I said, “Okay then. I am going to pick you up in my Rocket Dogs on a scooter and if it does get to bothering you, just say something and I’ll go get the other uniform, okay?”
They looked at each other like they wouldn’t change a hair however, Capricorn wonders how long that will last and this is how is when you’re an old goat with teenager shoes. It’s just jacked up, that’s all there is too it.
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Yay for Rocket Dogs! As another Venus in Leo, I admit to having a bright pink pair. =D
midara, but what color soles!!!
They liked my shoes in the hospital, who can blame them.
“Can you stand up?” they asked in the recovery room.
I stood and tap danced - it was the shoes!
I also sent a text to the soldier… Rocket Dog to Rhino, this is Rocket Dog, can u read me?
Poor bastard I am going to wear these until I am 80!
Haha, even the soles are bright pink! This is a step up from my old Kangaroos, which were also pink but had a black sole. These make me feel like skipping! (or tap-dancing in the hospital XD)
My 72 year old Cap dad rides a Harley, drives a bright orange Mustang and loves the looks on his students faces when he parks them in the high school parking lot. Cracks me up…so I can see you wearing those shoes until you are 80!
Heather - me too, and I have already written another blog about this - I am on your wavelength!
I think Capricorns start old and grow young…we are heavy, heavy kids and seeeeerious adults…and then at some point, we start to lighten up and become teenagers at midlife and happy youngsters when everyone else is creaking and moaning.
Personally, I plan to be one of the roller-blading grannies whose joy in life is to travel, lighthearted and light-stepping.
So where do I find these Rocket Dog shoes???
They have a store search:
Rocketdog.com
that story made me happy.
Rocket Dog to Rhino! This definitely cracked me up! And I don’t know why but it made me think of that song by John Prine…’Dear Abby’ Only, I was singing Dear Rocket Dog.
Dear Rocket Dog, Dear Rocket Dog you just need a break, with this Pluto Moon thing some of your friends they seem fake, but no matter how much that you feel disparaged they are all rooting for you and your upcoming marriage. Dear Rocket Dog, Dear Rocket Dog you have the best blog, but some of your teachins well there not analog, you need a vacation from all of the fluff, why can’t they get some of your serious stuff. Dear Rocket Dog, Dear Rocket Dog you have had quite a life, and now the soldier wants to make you his wife. Youv’e come form the desert and seen Bo Diddly too but there is just so much time and youv’e so much to do. Dear Rocket Dog, Dear Rocket Dog you are not like granola it’s time for a bath and a big glass of Coppola?
spinner - Thanks for that.
I almost bought a pair of Rocket Dogs the other day, but decided against it…they looked like penny loafers and were brown. That’s all the Virgo in my chart! Brown, low-key, classic looking, and goes with everything!
I’m so out of fashion, maan, I’ve never heard of these before. But I totally want a pair now! *lol* I linked ‘em in my name.
Dear Rocket Dog- you are welcome!