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19

Speaking Of Projecting In Relationship, You Don’t Even Need To Be Human

Astrology in real life

dora-standing.jpgThe soldier was going on about Dora and her various adventures. He will tell you point blank, she is a street dog and you should never forget it.

“She’s very manipulative, P. That’s how she got where she is. That dog right there is the cat that ate the canary. You’ve got to watch her ass because she’s got her poor little ol’ street dog routine down to a T and she’ll use it to work ya.”

I thought about his Southern accented hayseed routine and smiled.

“Yeah, P, that dog has pulled all kinds of shit. One time she even got thrown in jail at Fort —.”

“She did? You did that yourself didn’t you? Didn’t you get thrown in jail at Fort —?”

He looked sort of stunned and shut right up. P laughed her ass off.

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6 Responses to “Speaking Of Projecting In Relationship, You Don’t Even Need To Be Human”

  1. SaDiablo says on 8/19/08 at 7:44 pm:

    HA! Bust-ted! :D

  2. Loonsounds says on 8/19/08 at 9:21 pm:

    Awwwww! Tell us all about it, Elsa.

  3. Loonsounds says on 8/19/08 at 9:24 pm:

    She’s a darling little scrapper. I am newly in love with mutts, thanks to my baby from SPCA. He has a green tattooes S in his ear. You guys, you should all go check out the rows of dogs and see if one speaks to you especially like mine did.

  4. Togi says on 8/19/08 at 11:55 pm:

    As an animal rescuer all I dare ask is that everyone PLEASE spay and neuter.

  5. Kris says on 8/20/08 at 6:29 am:

    lol! Awesome!

    (I think Dora is adorable, you know. Best pets are those who are saved from a life on the streets.)

  6. kashmiri says on 8/20/08 at 8:40 am:

    Loons: I’d love to but simply put, it’s much too dangerous. ;)

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