And then there was the guy in the sauna who expected the soldier to get up and pour water on the sensor to trigger the steam. The two of them were sitting in the sauna, sweating.

“Do you want some steam?” the guy asked the soldier in passive aggressive style. aggressively.

“Yeah,” the soldier said, not looking up.

The guy sat quietly, no doubt wondering, what the hell.  A few minutes later he asked again. “So do you want some steam?”

“Yeah,” the soldier said. “Yeah, I’d like some steam. Uh huh, some steam would be good, I said just sitting there on my ass.” (swearing  below the break)

“What did he do?” I asked.

“He got his ass up and poured the water. What is wrong with these motherfuckers? A man doesn’t ask another man to make steam for him. If you want some steam then make some steam you lazy bastard. Don’t bother me because you’ve not got enough steam. I’m not going to move an inch on account of you… you lazy ass! Motherfucker telling me to get up so he can stay sitting. That alone makes me want to break his face. If he wants his face broken I’ll get up but if he wants steam, he’s going to have to get up himself and that is all there is to it. I ain’t budging.  Coloradans!  What is wrong with these people anyway?”

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