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Voice Of Mars - Rhino In The City (Gym) Sauna
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And then there was the guy in the sauna who expected the soldier to get up and pour water on the sensor to trigger the steam. The two of them were sitting in the sauna, sweating.
“Do you want some steam?” the guy asked the soldier in passive aggressive style. aggressively.
“Yeah,” the soldier said, not looking up.
The guy sat quietly, no doubt wondering, what the hell. A few minutes later he asked again. “So do you want some steam?”
“Yeah,” the soldier said. “Yeah, I’d like some steam. Uh huh, some steam would be good, I said just sitting there on my ass.” (swearing below the break)
“What did he do?” I asked.
“He got his ass up and poured the water. What is wrong with these motherfuckers? A man doesn’t ask another man to make steam for him. If you want some steam then make some steam you lazy bastard. Don’t bother me because you’ve not got enough steam. I’m not going to move an inch on account of you… you lazy ass! Motherfucker telling me to get up so he can stay sitting. That alone makes me want to break his face. If he wants his face broken I’ll get up but if he wants steam, he’s going to have to get up himself and that is all there is to it. I ain’t budging. Coloradans! What is wrong with these people anyway?”
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LOL this is a great series! I have to ask the same question - What is wrong with that guy???
*snicker*
Sensor? WTF happened to hot rocks?
Seriously! WTF?
ROFL…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is the soldier an asshole magnet or what?
Well he attracted me, Loonsounds! ::snicker::
ha ha ha!
um, are you sure the other man didn’t, you know…dig him? lol
kash, I guarantee you if that were the case he’s have never known it. He had some man sweep his truck out (the whole 18 wheel flatbed back in that day), offer him a shower and come out in a towel and he srill wasn’t sure..
ha, just that’s what I remembered from previous posts! Then again I am a dirtbag and that line about ‘a man asking a man to make steam’ being equated with laziness? Well that wouldn’t be my first thought, LOL!
OMG your guy is sooo hilarious!! He sounds soo much like my husband, who wonders where the f do all these stupid mf’s survive everyday life bein so dumb.lol
Im loving these gym series stories. They Solider has me in stiches. So glad you’re telling us Elsa, Thanks