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Astrology Short And Sweet - Voice Of Mars Mercury

Astrology in real life

"I am looking for the jock that goes with the strap that is lying on the floor," I said.

His eyes opened wide, he was speechless and turned all kinds of red.

Mars Uranus - Shock the man. ;)

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7 Responses to “Astrology Short And Sweet - Voice Of Mars Mercury”

  1. satori says on 8/2/08 at 7:37 pm:

    I don’t really get the boy thing. are you supposed to wear those WITH underpants or on their own?

    you may all pity my son now. he was six or so before he discovered that boys could pee standing up.

  2. s says on 8/2/08 at 10:53 pm:

    Hey–don’t feel bad, satori. I know a man who *specifically* trained all his boys (four of them) to pee sitting down because he did not want step, slip, or sit on pee when he used the john in the middle of night.

    Smart man.

  3. Piya says on 8/2/08 at 10:59 pm:

    Whatever happens with those things, they look about as comfortable as thongs.

  4. Cassi says on 8/2/08 at 11:54 pm:

    I taught my son how to pee standing up. I would teach him to aim at stuff, toilet paper in the toilet, a tire, what ever. I have learned that guys enjoy peeing on stuff. I could not take that away from my woman raised son. That is how that goes.

  5. Snapdragon says on 8/3/08 at 10:54 am:

    Way to go, Cassi. Isn’t there a joke about that? I can’t remember how it goes but it’s something like: if you can’t this that or the other thing to it, then piss on it!

  6. Heather M. says on 8/3/08 at 11:08 am:

    ::giggles::

    Everytime I get busy and don’t come around here for a few days I come back playing catch-up. You really crank the output, Elsa.

  7. wyrdling says on 8/3/08 at 2:33 pm:

    been working on it ;)

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