I am not too happy about being so distracted and/or disturbed courtesy Pluto’s transit to my Moon, I have barely been able to acknowledge Venus’s presence in Leo… in other words, let’s talk about my shiny hair! Even when it try, it come out like this…

“Did you see this hair?” I shouted to the soldier as I passed by the bathroom mirror. “Oh my God, it’s the biggest hair ever. I don’t think it’s okay to have hair this big these days. Big Italian hair.”

“Don’t you cut it, P!”

I walked into the bedroom to face him. “Does this hair scare you?” I asked in usual challenge.

“P, you scare the hell out of me but it’s not your hair that does it. It other parts of you that are scary, your hair is fine.”

See what I mean?