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Voice Of Mars - Fashion
Astrology in real life
“I have to figure out my clothes for this trip,” I said, Venus in Leo contemplating options in costuming.
“Me too,” the soldier said. “I have to decide about my clothes as well. I have to figure out if I should bring white socks or white socks with gray patches.”
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Hahahahaha. Does it take Libra to find this funny? Hahahahahaha!
Jessica - I’m with you. I think he’s hysterical. He says he’s been wearing the same thing since he was 12 years old and doesn’t see a damned thing wrong with it!
Elsa- Does the soldier buy them in packs of 3 or 6? Where does he buy them? Does he say, ‘What is so funny about my choice in socks?’
PS I have Uranus in Leo- Could we have a poll about where is your Uranus? Has anyone thought of an alternate name for this planet?
Hi Elsa- Do you see my comment in the ethers?
That is toooooo funny!
Hahahah!
My boyfriend has socks aplenty, but since they are all in a jumble they are incredibly mismatched on a daily basis to the point where it is exceptionally rare that they match at all.
His question would be “Is it going to be cold or is it going to be hot?”
This made me laugh so much
That is too good.
*collapses*
LMAO omg hilarious.
My husband and his abundance of white socks with grey on them. They are everywhere! Under the bed, behind the washer….in my purse. He also changes his white undershirts twice a day. You could imagine what a bad mood I’m in when I have to fold the whites. Grrr…
My daughter (3 yrs. old) has Venus in Leo and she changes her outfits about four times a day. It’s a laundry nightmare I live in.
that is the best! I have to print this one out because it’s so priceless. hahahaha, this one really tickled my funny bone!
Uranus in Virgo here, and I totally agree with you Spinner.
Why could someone have not thought up a different name? Until I heard Elsa, I pronounced it wrong (with a shudder) every time!!!!!
:o(
Snapdragon-They changed how Uranaus was pronounced a few years ago, so it’s not like you’re losing it or anything.
This story made me laugh because it reminded me of my guy. He has lots and lots of black tube socks. They are all the same. He likes them that way. He says they are easy to match.
Testosterone doesn’t care about socks.
OK I like the sock story but my inner junior high school kid is still giggling about “Where is your Uranus”
Libra, btw.
No Goddess, I didn’t think I was loosing it, its just that it sounds like… that other place. Now even during sex, your not going to say, “I want to…(?)…Uranus” Just not sexy.
Has anyone heard the saying about men and their sock drawers? Apparently if your man is very good at organizing his sock drawer he is not so good in bed.
i’ve not heard that. my husband’s sock drawer is a big messy pile of black socks…so i guess we’re safe. LOL!
Goddess, didn’t you know already? whether or not your husband was good in bed? You needed to check his sock drawer to find out?!!!!! LOL
Louise spent many a night checking out the sock drawers of her prospective lovers while they were out watching sport events with their mates. So far this has led to a few close calls and a lot of dissapointment.
LOL - that was a good one Spinner!
Louise is a Virgo and it is rumoured that Virgo’s are very good with their hands.
Louise yearned to live in a warmer climate where the men did not wear socks.
Hmmmmm (LOL) you don’t say……. ;o)
@#21 that was
but then how would you tell?!!
Louise spends much of her spare time building windmills out of balsa wood?
if that’s what she’s doing in her spare time, then i’m guessing that she has a lot of it on her hands!
Louise could not understand why people spent so much time cracking jokes on astrology blogs. Her secret admirer wore mismatched socks every day and had the biggest collection of balsa windmills this side of the mississippi river.
Being a secret admirer then, I guess Louise had not had a chance to check out his sock drawer yet.
But alas and alack! :::holds hand up to forehead::: Another relationship doomed to failure before it even had a chance. And all because of the socks!
y’all are NUTS! LMAO!
The crowd sits hushed.
Enthralled, they are on the edges of their seats, patiently waiting for the next installment of the Further Adventures of Louis’s Sock Drawer Hits and Near Misses.
As Louise waited impatiently at the cafe for Oscar to show up, she imagined the complete disarray of his sock drawer.
was Louise chewing her nails in anticipation?
Louise had beautiful nails as she did not bite them, but she loved to twiddle her hair.
He has not kept her waiting, has he?
Doesn’t she absolutely loathe to be kept waiting, especially on a first date?
Yes he did. Yes she does.
Ooooooooh, he better not have a tidy sock drawer!