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1 Minute Astrology - Saturn Return Story For Y’all And No I’m Not Drunk

1 minute video

Now I swear I am sober in this but this is what happens to me when Neptune sets my chart off. Er.. you gotta admit I look sorta drunk. ::shakes head::

The story of how some old man (Saturn) straightened my life out….


11 Responses to “1 Minute Astrology - Saturn Return Story For Y’all And No I’m Not Drunk”

  1. Snapdragon says on 6/22/08 at 6:11 pm:

    Elsa, what an unusual story! How amazing and sort of funny! So do you count up from when you entered elementary school to find out your next Saturn return?

    P.S. a little drunk looking at the start :o)

  2. Elsa says on 6/22/08 at 7:02 pm:

    Snapdragon - a Saturn cycle is approx 28.5 years so the second SR is at roughly 57 years old.

  3. Snapdragon says on 6/22/08 at 7:04 pm:

    Thank you Elsa!

  4. Elsa says on 6/22/08 at 7:58 pm:

    And on the drunken look coming and going - That right there is Neptune in all it’s glory. Tide is in / Tide is out… is she or isn’t she.

  5. spinner says on 6/22/08 at 8:07 pm:

    Elsa- That is one hell of a great story! And you do not need to have a drink to tell it or appreciate it!

  6. shannon says on 6/22/08 at 11:04 pm:

    Love the story Elsa! I’ve had one or two experiences like this - things just fixed themselves beyond what I could have done.

    <3

  7. JimmyFalcon says on 6/23/08 at 1:07 am:

    Elsa! I have been reading your posts for a while, this one is great! I am in need of a new start too. I wish I could just walk away from my current life and start again. Kind of like a video game, just insert more tokens 8)

    Straight Leo here (and all Leo), Taraus rising. Not sure about the rest 8)

  8. Amber says on 6/23/08 at 3:45 am:

    That’s a fantastic story. I heard it before, but please tell it again. I love this stuff. Nearing the end of my saturn return, and my illness is getting better, but very very slowly. It will be a couple of years :-(.

  9. skye says on 6/23/08 at 5:59 am:

    Funny Story - these Saturn return stories are great. Im getting a really good heads up, Thanks Elsa.

    BTW all the best to you Amber, sorry to hear your so sick

  10. Sue Ellen says on 6/23/08 at 9:41 am:

    Elsa - I like these Saturn cycle stories. I got to your site for the Neptune - Saturn stories. Both my husband of 28 years and I have natal Neptune - Saturn conjunctions.
    After reading your blog for a year, I finally got an ephemeris. Your stories are that impressive.
    I looked up my Saturn return. I was shocked. It was the very week I had an inkling my job would soon end, which it did. It was the same week my husband took the job he retired from. I followed a year later to take a job I retired from. I had two temporary jobs until then.
    It was amazing how exact the Saturn return was for me.

  11. wyrdling says on 6/24/08 at 6:09 pm:

    i found my MA. which was perfect in ways i can only begin to describe.

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