The Plantain Girl, The Little Match Girl And The Blond In The Laundry I Had To Slaughter Due Her Panties

27 Responses to “The Plantain Girl, The Little Match Girl And The Blond In The Laundry I Had To Slaughter Due Her Panties”

1. Foxxy says on 6/12/08 at 7:01 am:
   

   January. My friends still reference it because they’d never seen me go off like that. Hahahahha.

   Mars in Capricorn sq. Pluto in Libra.

2. Rox says on 6/12/08 at 7:36 am:
   

   Heres a funny for you Elsa. My aim is horrible. When Im throwing a ball or something (I know thats not what you meant but stay with me) if I pick it up & casually fling it in the right direction, it goes right where it needs to. If I try to aim, I miss. Its the same way with people who tick me off.. if I aim, I miss. I do more with a casual fling. Now of course if I “really” go off its more like a nuke.. everyone thats in the vicinity of the bomb. Ive told people before (dont think they listened though) that if You have to ask yourself “Is she mad” Im most likely not. When Im mad - really mad - its spectacular, you wont miss it.

3. spinner says on 6/12/08 at 7:37 am:
   

   I had to nail someone late last year on there behaviour. Anger is something that I genuinely do not feel 99% of the time. So I start acting out angry in front of this fellow, I reached down pretty deep and pretty soon the acting did not feel like acting and I blasted him. Did I ever knock him down, figuartively speaking, it took him a long time to get up, but he changed his behaviour. It was a pivotal moment in our relationship. The funny thing is that he surely told the others don’t ever f#%c with spinner! And they don’t.

4. kashmiri says on 6/12/08 at 7:49 am:
   

   In March, with a fellow student in my sculpture studio class. We all waited for an hour for him on critique day (he slept in). He didn’t say a thing about anyone else’s project…just twiddled and texted on his mobile…then made the mistake to make a whiny complaint to me about something or another.
   Something of the ‘I’ve been short-sticked variety.’

   Excuse me while I shred you apart. He never spoke to me or looked at me again, which was fine by me, and I never regretted letting it fly either.

   (Mars conjunct Venus; opposed Pluto, square Moon, trine Saturn and Neptune)

5. Lilly says on 6/12/08 at 7:51 am:
   

   I finally got to tell off my man’s evil witch of an ex-wife a few months back…it was GLORIOUS!!!!

6. Loonsounds says on 6/12/08 at 8:18 am:
   

   I have really dark eyes like you do, Elsa (or that’s what it looks like on the videos, anyway). It’s weird though, these black eyes on a real pale skinned person; I cannot even tan at all. But apparently they can communicate without words.

   Like, apparently they can convey rage, when I am livid (which is not often). After a faculty meeting one time where this woman was trying to make me look bad (instead of talking to me in person like a normal non-back-stabbing person would do) and oh I was so mad. I just glared at her.

   She came into my office after the meeting and started bawling. She goes, “The way you looked at me with those black eyes… sob sob boo hoo, red face, dripping….” Reminded me of my 5th grade teacher who cried in front of the class every day.

7. Elsa says on 6/12/08 at 8:22 am:
   

   ““The way you looked at me with those black eyes… sob sob boo hoo, red face, dripping….” ”

   LMAO

8. shell says on 6/12/08 at 8:53 am:
   

   Ohh a few months back the man who lives behind us came knocking on our door livid because his son threw his nerf ball in our back yard when we weren’t home, and like any breathing dog, my dog tore that sucker up.
   He was mad 1) because we weren’t home when the ball was thrown in our yard to retrieve it right away. 2) because it my dog had some fun with it.
   He came with the WORST attitude. Apparently, you’re supposed to come home and search your back yard for balls that might have been thrown into your yard. I didn’t know this, did you? I tore him a new asshole (to my husband’s surprise) because my husband and I are very nice people and would never go to anyones house with such a bad attitude about a stinkin nerf ball. After I gave him a piece of my mind and he left, I took my ass to Wal-Mart and bought his son a new nerf ball. I sent my husband to deliver it and to tell this man to never come to our house disrespecting again.

9. kashmiri says on 6/12/08 at 9:06 am:
   

   shell, no I didn’t know that. LOL!

10. june says on 6/12/08 at 9:46 am:
    

    recently. never push a libra mars to the point of fighting unless you have an apocalyptic death wish.

11. goddess says on 6/12/08 at 10:26 am:
    

    “if you’re going to interject your panties into the equation, well I guess you take your chances”

    this is a lovely line indeed, and probably true in most life circumstances.

    i can’t exactly remember the last time i did take aim. it doesn’t happen very often, but when it does, my aim is pretty good. mars in scorpio tends to smack people down with the truth that they’d maybe rather not be aware of.

12. Elsa says on 6/12/08 at 10:29 am:
    

    She was beating him up with those panties. That’s the way he put it and that’s the way it was.

13. Des says on 6/12/08 at 10:59 am:
    

    Lets see…usually i am little miss libra, but man when my mars comes out it is scary…

14. Jessica says on 6/12/08 at 11:10 am:
    

    Well come ON, what was your pointed comment to her??? Dying to hear.

15. Elsa says on 6/12/08 at 11:44 am:
    

    Jessica - I don’t think I remember but I said it (in the small laundry room, the three of us and both their clothes stacked up) and then I said it again… arrogantly and just a little slower than the first time I said it.

    In the hallway on the way back to the room the soldier said, “She heard you the first time, P.”

    “Did she?” said Libra with a lilt. “Well you can never be to sure with a woman dumb as that one.”

    He didn’t say anything. Wasn’t fuckin’ with me at the time.

    Anyway, Jessica it wasn’t much. Just letting her know he was not some lonely heart she could fuck with and in fact she best back all the way up against the wall before I actually got pissed off.

    She was dominating before I got there but when we stood together it was pretty easy to see who in the room would not survive.

    He got his ten bucks worth

16. goddess says on 6/12/08 at 1:01 pm:
    

    yeah, i was gonna asked if you collected the ten bucks, but realized it was a silly question. of course you did!

17. Elsa says on 6/12/08 at 1:09 pm:
    

    goddess - Yeah, like this: “Gimmie my fuckin’ money!”

    laff

    “Here it is, P. Here it is.”

18. Loonsounds says on 6/12/08 at 1:14 pm:
    

    Shell,

    At first I thought you meant the man when you said “Like any living breathing dog, my dog tore that sucker up.”

    Maybe that is cuz some dude in the super market today was bragging about how his 180 pound and 150 pound bull mastiffs tore out his neighbors bicep when he walked in their house. =shakes head=
    How do you do those cool little lines, Elsa?

    Shell, no I don’t check the yard and that guy was a real dick. I have a few neighbor/dog issues myself.

19. Elsa says on 6/12/08 at 1:40 pm:
    

    Loonsounds - I am from the desert aka The Wild West

20. Jessica says on 6/12/08 at 1:48 pm:
    

    Woooooot! Like there’s doubt you’re from the Wild West with gunslinging like that.

21. Elsa says on 6/12/08 at 1:49 pm:
    

    yeah, well I was a killer for hire at the time and as you can see I work cheap.

22. maheggo says on 6/12/08 at 6:01 pm:
    

    I am afraid to say I have times when I want to take aim and fire…I am just afraid I don’t want to do it for the wrong reasons so I end up not shooting….but they are in my sights the whole time….just in case.

23. Alison says on 6/12/08 at 7:16 pm:
    

    Hey Elsa and commenters,
    Popular local singer/songwriter Diana Anaid had a hit here (Australia)with “I go off” a rollicking song with plenty of punch and passion.

    Have a look at her film clip on You Tube:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI9dk7GPdoE

    What do you think? a pissed of aries perhaps?
    enjoy, Alison

24. Des says on 6/12/08 at 8:00 pm:
    

    ~Allison~ cool!

25. Alison says on 6/12/08 at 8:10 pm:
    

    On second glance…she’s rather cheerful, whimsical, rather than pissed off. The clip doesn’t really match the words?

26. Des says on 6/12/08 at 8:31 pm:
    

    Yeah i don’t get some music videos but i thought this one worked well… Thanks for shareing…

27. Little Miss Hermit says on 6/13/08 at 2:52 pm:
    

    Last time I really blew my top was about one year ago. I was in the car with two classmates (rather tha actual friends); it was in the early evening and we were driving to the place we were going to stay the night. Well, one of them could not stop whining about some trivial, easily solvable problem. We were all very tired and especially her, so I just said I’d try to fix it for her as soon as we arrived. And so I did - a 10 minute effort. She just watched me do this, and then she acted like the whining had never happened and rejected what I had arranged for her. As everyone knows, that’s no way to treat a Virgo *lol* So I went on calling her a “big baby” and so on and so forth:P (And stomped out like a big baby myself. LOL!) I think my Taurus Moon had a lot to say in this situation, as well…:-) With four planets in Libra I usually try to avoid burning bridges, but I haven’t regretted that outburst (much). It was well deserved. I mean; wtf?
    She’s a Gemini with the Moon in Virgo (singleton).
    When we meet, she’s like a deer in the headlights as soon as I open my mouth:P It can only mean she still doesn’t see her own role in what happened. I hope she’ll come around;)

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