The soldier and I were sitting on the couch and here comes Vidroid (with his ultra-Cardinal, bossy energy).

“Okay, I want to see a fight,” he said. “I want to see how mean you are,” he said pointing to me. “And I how loud you are,” he said, pointing at the to the soldier. “Now, ACTION!”

We both looked at him dumbly. Apparently this was his response to be told the other night, who was loud and who was mean.

“Sorry, babe but we are not puppets who fight on demand,” I said.

“Dang!” he said. “I want to see this.”