“You aren’t concerned about your age?” I asked the soldier regarding the Fight Club.
“Oh, I am a little concerned but not that much. I plan to kick their ass in less than two minutes. I will beat them in one minute if I can.”
“One minute?”
“Yeah. Fast enough they can’t react, otherwise I could be in some trouble.”
And if that happens, what?”
“Come home and you give me a piece of meat to put on my eye,” he said.
“I have done that before,” I said. “Speedy hit you and I had to put steak on your eye.”
“Yeah, Speedy the bastard. Well do it again I guess.”
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