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1 Minute Astrology - Demystifying The Saturn Return… Part 4: A Classic Case

This series starts here: Demystifying The Saturn Return.

The story of the story of a memorable client (Sagittarius) at her Saturn return. I forgot to say in here, this gal quit drinking…

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5 Responses to “1 Minute Astrology - Demystifying The Saturn Return… Part 4: A Classic Case”

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joana
joana

There is hope…:)

 
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Charlotte
Charlotte

This is the funniest story because something similar happened on a family trip to Dallas. My mom is a Sadge sun, moon and rising and she HATES to fly. Absolutely hate it. It so happened on this particular flight we ended up sitting on the tarmac for an hour and a half while Northwest shuffled “paperwork” around. My mom was LIVID. When the pilot came on to announce that we were going to be delayed for an additional 20 minutes she shouted “Oh, FUCK YOU!” much to my deep embarrassment and continued yelling profanities and vitriol every which way until we took off. She then proceeded to literally cure the guy sitting next to me for suggesting I had moved his iPod. She said “The next year of your life is going to be the worst EVER buddy!”

I’m Pices/Virgo/Virgo, I can’t handle that shit! But during this story I was like “Yeahhhh, I’ve been there done that.” Don’t think my mom has quite grown up yet.

 
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Elsa
Elsa

Charlotte, that’s hysterical. Especially yelling loudly at the loudspeaker! OMG your childhood! :)

 
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Jennifer
Jennifer

omg…Elsa, THANK YOU. i’m a sagittarius sun with saturn in virgo, and yep, i’m 28 and going thru it. i am trying to screw up the courage (and find the means) to prep for the LSAT…hang corporate law, i want to do human rights work…but yeah, the desire for a soulful career is hanging around my neck like an albatross.

 
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SaDiablo
SaDiablo

“30 and you’re an obnoxious jerk? Count them out.”
Oh, I loved that part! :D

 


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