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Voice Of Mars: Hunting The Hunter

Astrology in real life

rhinos_artwolfe.jpg“I was going to go hunt hunters at one time,” the soldier said.

“Yeah? Like what?”

“Well I considered going to Africa.  They hunt rhinos there and they don’t even kill then. They just cut off their horns and leave them to bleed to death.”

“I’ve heard of that,” I said.

“Yeah, well they go after those bastards. They drop you in 4 man teams and you go after the rhino hunters and I thought about doing it, know what I was going to say when I found one of them?”

“What?’

“I was going to point to my nose and say, look here. I am a rhino. Why don’t you try to cut off my nose, motherfucker.”

“We need a guy like you around, you know?”

“I do know.”

Do you feel useful in this life?

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10 Responses to “Voice Of Mars: Hunting The Hunter”

  1. wyrdling says on 5/14/08 at 3:52 pm:

    moreso the more i teach ;)

  2. Togi says on 5/14/08 at 4:28 pm:

    Yeah, sure do. I rescue animals.

  3. Becca says on 5/14/08 at 4:31 pm:

    Not often, but sometimes.

  4. Charlotte says on 5/14/08 at 5:25 pm:

    Ha, no.

  5. Cassi says on 5/14/08 at 5:55 pm:

    Yeah, I do.

  6. Drea says on 5/14/08 at 6:15 pm:

    Hell yes! I’m too damn useful if you ask me. I’m trying to work on that.

  7. copperweaver says on 5/14/08 at 8:24 pm:

    I do feel useful in all kinds of ways.

  8. ewinbee says on 5/15/08 at 4:42 am:

    Yup. I am frequently told that my assistance is valuable in small ways. That’s why I think I’m happiest in a subordinate position.

  9. shell says on 5/15/08 at 6:01 am:

    I feel very useful as a mother, wife, and daughter. I always joke that “I have to stay alive!” or else my kids will live off of McDonalds, candy, and T.V. if I don’t. I just have this fear that everything would go haywire if I died. Maybe that’s tooting my own horn a bit…I need to have more faith that my kids will be well taken care of.

    When I start teaching, I know I’ll be a useful part of society. I can’t wait.

  10. maheggo says on 5/15/08 at 10:53 am:

    no I don’t. I am told differently but No I don’t feel useful. I know what I would like to do but I can’t till money is not something that is needed.

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