Now I was working on this synastry thing some weeks ago, I had the intention of doing a series of videos but as many of you know, I got some broccoli stuck in my teeth and the whole project got derailed.

I chocked this up to Saturn retrograde in Virgo. It’s hard to go forward when your ruling planet is retrograde and it just became one of the jammed up projects on my desktop, for example I have 17 documents open at the moment.

But now Saturn is direct and I am feeling forced and pressured to get back on the bead… now, now, now, NOW seeing as I have natal Mercury conjunct Mars. There is no slow go about it. So I went back today to see the 3rd part.

I figured I’d better just to remind myself what I was going to say since I have endless things to say but did have a plan way back when. I also admit I would have liked to discover upon closer inspection, the broccoli was not so bad which would make the bit salvageable and sure enough in the beginning it seemed usable.

The broccoli was there alright but I did not look like Jethro or something and as I watched it play I seriously started thinking I could put it up here. Because I liked the bit. It’s a thing frozen in time, right? And I look sort of ultra-Italian… very cocky and confident which I don’t really mind. It would be like telling a bullfighter to put his tail between his legs or to slump in the arena. Whaaaat? It’s just not natural.

So I was going to go with this thing, right up until I pop off with a horrendously cocky statement, sure to piss of legions but you know. I was running my mouth. And what else am I to do, hmm?

But here is the thing:

Right when I make my killer proclamation - right at the climax, this is when the GREEN broccoli in my teeth is most visible and sorry guys. No can do.

I will try to have another fine moment but I can’t even do that until I finish mourning this loss.