We just finished watching the Departed and regardless of what he says the only movies the soldier really likes is war and/or G-rated stuff.

“Why did it have to end like that?” he said.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Well I’d have liked to see the nice guy end up with the nice girl at least.”

“What nice girl? You mean stupid girl? You mean Miss Ineffectual who lies and manages to do nothing throughout the entire movie? What was nice about her? I wouldn’t wish her on my worst enemy,” I said.

“P!”

“Well I wouldn’t. Can you imagine having sex with her? I would wish that on no nice guy I’ve ever known,” I said with a snort. “I mean come on.”

“What?  What’s wrong with having sex with her?” he asked.

“Are you kidding me? She was posing. Did you not see her posing?  She… the actress has dance training, most of them do. So she is under the guy and he gets on top her and she points her toes. She does this little thing with here legs and feet because she thinks it looks good. She’s posing, it’s ridiculous. Oh! Sex! That’s my cue to hold in my stomach and point my toes just so,” I said.

“P! I didn’t see that. She did that? She was doing that?”

“Hell yes she was doing that and it’s not my kind of sex. No nice guy should be stuck with a woman like that,” I said smirking. “You’d be better off dead as far as I am concerned, so anyway that was the movie. What do you want to do now?”

He just shook his head. Not much he can say because he’s just as blunt and graphic when he’s talking about what he talks about.

Do you spell it out or tend to keep your mouth shut? How’s your Scorpio/Sagittarius situation?