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Mars Mercury in The 9th House (Big Mouth) Reviews The Movie Sex In The Departed

Astrology in real life

We just finished watching the Departed and regardless of what he says the only movies the soldier really likes is war and/or G-rated stuff.

“Why did it have to end like that?” he said.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“Well I’d have liked to see the nice guy end up with the nice girl at least.”

“What nice girl? You mean stupid girl? You mean Miss Ineffectual who lies and manages to do nothing throughout the entire movie? What was nice about her? I wouldn’t wish her on my worst enemy,” I said.

“P!”

“Well I wouldn’t. Can you imagine having sex with her? I would wish that on no nice guy I’ve ever known,” I said with a snort. “I mean come on.”

“What?  What’s wrong with having sex with her?” he asked.

“Are you kidding me? She was posing. Did you not see her posing?  She… the actress has dance training, most of them do. So she is under the guy and he gets on top her and she points her toes. She does this little thing with here legs and feet because she thinks it looks good. She’s posing, it’s ridiculous. Oh! Sex! That’s my cue to hold in my stomach and point my toes just so,” I said.

departed.JPG“P! I didn’t see that. She did that? She was doing that?”

“Hell yes she was doing that and it’s not my kind of sex. No nice guy should be stuck with a woman like that,” I said smirking. “You’d be better off dead as far as I am concerned, so anyway that was the movie. What do you want to do now?”

He just shook his head. Not much he can say because he’s just as blunt and graphic when he’s talking about what he talks about.

Do you spell it out or tend to keep your mouth shut? How’s your Scorpio/Sagittarius situation?

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9 Responses to “Mars Mercury in The 9th House (Big Mouth) Reviews The Movie Sex In The Departed”

  1. Foxxy says on 5/12/08 at 2:02 pm:

    Jupiter Cnj Saturn in the ninth, square my Mercury Cnj Sun in the 1st. You’ll know what I’m thinking, oh god you’ll know even when I am trying to tape my mouth shut.

  2. Little Miss Hermit says on 5/12/08 at 2:42 pm:

    How amusing that you should bring this up:)
    I noticed the thing with the toes, too! And I reacted in exactly the same way as you, Elsa! ROTFLMAO… I was turned off by it, if anything.
    I thought “this sex scene is so utterly… unsexy!” But then, sex in movies almost always is:P It’s got very little to do with real, flesh and blood people having a good time…
    -> Sagittarius Rising, Mercury conjunct Pluto in the 8th. (Well, Pluto on the 9th house cusp).
    Yes, I’d say I blurt things out, but it’s second nature so it’s only when I stop and think about it that I can say I do.

  3. Stephanie says on 5/12/08 at 3:38 pm:

    Scorpio Rising and Jupiter conjunct MC. People are wary of what might come out of my mouth.

  4. Jessica says on 5/12/08 at 5:13 pm:

    I TOTALLY noticed that about her toes/feet in that scene. And her cute little lace undies (barf). But I did like that scene after all, because Scorpio Leo D. can jump me any day.

  5. Jennifer says on 5/12/08 at 7:45 pm:

    Scorpio Rising, Sag moon. I blab ALMOST everything…but not quite. People are pretty unaware that there’s anything I’m not blabbing- with the exception of Scorpios, of course, because most of them can figure out I’m hiding something.

  6. wyrdling says on 5/12/08 at 8:10 pm:

    one or the other. neptune in sag, uranus in scorpio (in aspect to mercury and saturn.) so i’m either being foggy with the truth, or just blurting it out baldfaced and shocking people :P what with saturn i’ve had to tone down on keeping it too quiet and learn how to say things even if it does disturb people….
    tricky tricky tricky though. saturn issues can be such a balancing act. so easy to over repress. for me, anyway.

  7. wyrdling says on 5/12/08 at 8:12 pm:

    and, uh, i tend to hate the relationship dynamics in most movies. urrgh! do real people reallya ct like that?? (rhetorical question, i probably don’t want to know the answer…)

  8. Shannon says on 5/12/08 at 8:19 pm:

    I spell it out if it needs to be spelled - and I find it often does *chuckle*

    Sag moon and neptune in the 7th

  9. max says on 5/13/08 at 3:32 am:

    Do you spell it out or tend to keep your mouth shut?

    Yes!

    How’s your Scorpio/Sagittarius situation?

    Sun, Merc, Neptune in Scorp, 30 years of Prog. Sun (and Merc) in Sag., Prog. ASC. now in Sag.

    max
    [’But now I am a Cap.’]

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