Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra With Mars Involved: Crotch Rot

May 5th, 2008 @ 6:19 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

motorcycle.jpgThe soldier just compared his love for me to crotch rot.

“It gets in you,” he said. “You don’t even know you have it - It has spores.”

P stared, poker faced.

“Do you know what I mean?” he asked.

::stare::

“Don’t put that on your blog.”

“Yeah.”

On a less amusing but more heartening note, the soldier has been here full-time just over a week and it seems like years and I mean YEARS. Yesterday we went for a bike ride, both of us stoopid happy.  We were riding abreast…

“Remember when we were our own (motorcycle) gang? We’re doing it again,” I said, grinning wide.

“Yep, this is a geezer bike gang…”

If you’d have seen us you’d have thought us on drugs. We are that happy.

That’s our Kawasaki pictured from back in the day. It was ultimately my first car. We actually pulled up in front of biker bar on that thing, two teenagers, both of us skinny twigs.

We proceeded to walk in the place and start yelling at all the bikers: “KAWASAKI IS THE BEST BIKE IN THE WORLD AND ANYONE WHO IS ANYONE DRIVES ONE!!!”

Things have not changed much. You see us geezers out there on the bike path, ya better yield damn it!! Because we’re both ready and rarin’ to go at all times.

(’Cept when we’re eating and you reeeeally don’t want to interfere with that! ;))

Skip to part 2 - Love And Crotch Rot


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15 Responses to “Mercury in Aries vs Mercury in Libra With Mars Involved: Crotch Rot”

2.
Amber
Amber

This sounds gooooood

 
3.
Shannon
Shannon

YEAH!!!

 
4.
Jennifer
Jennifer

I can’t stop snickering at this crotch rot thing :)

 
5.
Elsa
Elsa

Jennifer - he said it was all he could think of that compares meaning that his love for me is insidious, like a disease he caught when he was a kid.. :-)

 
6.
Elsa
Elsa

I was also thinking about this in the gym… I was 17 when I walked into that bar. Underage! Talk about bravado and BALLS. We walked in there and challenged the whole fuckin’ bar - Like 20 hard core bikers. :-)

 
7.
Neith
Neith

LOL! crotch rot!! god, that man is funny!

I swear you two have some seriously overworked guardian angels . . . but I just keep smiling thinking about two “geezers” on bikes. :-D

 
8.
Jennifer
Jennifer

ROTFLMAO - crotch rot?!?!?! that man is PRECIOUS, elsa, crazy, but PRECIOUS. ^_^

 
9.
Diana
Diana

I feel like you had an incredible childhood. It makes me long for my own.

 
10.
Jessica
Jessica

Smiling ear to ear for you.

 
11.
Jennifer
Jennifer

i love how he asked you to not put it on your blog and you just stared and was like, “yeah.” hahahahahaha…that’s the best! reminds me of me…

 
12.
Elsa
Elsa

Yeah, well compare your love for me to crotch rot and I’m not going to say anything? Tell anyone?

Dream on.

 
13.
Pepper
Pepper

I roared over the crotch rot comment. Too damn funny.

 
14.
goddess
goddess

famous last words: “Don’t put that on your blog.” LMAO

 
15.
Heather
Heather

Tell the Soldier he made me snort….takes a lot to make that happen…well maybe not a lot, but it’s pretty damn funny. You guys make me smile!

 


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