Voice Of Mars - “The Big Baby”

April 28th, 2008 @ 11:49 am by Elsa

Astrology in real life

mcenroe_4.jpgWe were headed the gym this morning, the soldier popped his new Patty Smyth cd into the jukebox after commenting on her little black dress.

“Too bad she married such a baby,” he said. “Why’d she do that, P? Why did she have to marry that big baby?”

“McEnroe?”

“Yeah, the big whiner. Every time the referees said anything he had throw a tantrum, throw his racket around like some kind of baby having a fit. Why would she marry a guy like that?”

“Don’t know. What you call baby some people might call passion.”

“Passion? What’s that the new PC word for a grown man-baby throwing a tantrum over a call some referee made?”

“Yeah, maybe,” I said.
We got out of the car and grabbed out gym bags. His said Spalding on it.

“This here is a tennis bag,” he said. “Someone says tennis? Is that your game? I’d say, hell no! Croquet. That’s my game.”

On that we went into the gym, The Rhino and P.

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7 Responses to “Voice Of Mars - “The Big Baby””

1.
kashmiri
kashmiri

Croquet! woooo! There’s something very satisfying about smacking wood to wood. Ha.

 
2.
Elsa
Elsa

okay kashmiri but he was being facetious. :-)

 
3.
Shaina
Shaina

Haha, the “Rhino and P.” That can be the title of your 2nd autobiography, Elsa!

 
4.
kashmiri
kashmiri

damn, really? lol

 
5.
Elsa
Elsa

kashmiri - the soldier’s sport is training for combat - period.

 
6.
SaDiablo
SaDiablo

How sad - a rhino playing croquet would be fabulous entertainment! :D

 
7.
Dina
Dina

YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!

 


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