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Jealous Of Her Ugly Boyfriend, P Encourages Him To Violence
Astrology in real life
The soldier got stuck in Washington state for the weekend, on the water. He is going to miss his autopsy (that’s what he calls his biopsy) and he is another one who got creamed yesterday along with everyone else with planets in the early degrees of the Cardinal signs (or very late Mutables).
Unfortunately and irrevocably stuck for two days he checked into a motel and found himself a bar full of Germans.
“They’re oyster shuckers,” he said. “Oyster pickers or whatever it is you call what they do. They are sea people…”
The soldier speaks German so made fast friends. “I told the gal who owned the place I hadn’t had *blah blah since I lived in Bavaria and she said she’d give me the recipe.”
P’s jealous hair stood up on her neck. “What else does she want to give you?” I said only half-joking. But anyway, he is going back tonight to get drunk with the Germans and possibly sing because apparently they have karaoke.
“If I get my nerve up to sing, I’ll turn on the phone and sing to you from the bar,” he said.
“Okay then. But when the women try to pick you up because I know they will… give ‘em a karate chop, okay? Chop! Like that.”
“P, no women are going to try to pick me up.”
“I know they will.”
“I know they won’t. I hate to break it to you P, but your boyfriend is ugly. That’s right. You have an ugly boyfriend you just don’t know it.”
“Right. Just don’t let anyone bother your dick, okay? Because there will be women there tonight looking for dick for sure and you’re new blood so they are going to be all over you.”
He argued but you really can’t because I am an old bartender and I know exactly what goes on when new blood walks in a bar. It’s a song as old as time.
“I wonder if oyster shuckers can fight,” he said with his mind obviously elsewhere. On that I gave up with my warnings.
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TEXT - he ate roast beef, beer #2, Oyster shucking Germans drinking bloody marys with pickled green beans in them - No women.
TEXT - Oyster shucker crying in his beer -Boo hoo to the soldier - talking about the sex he had…
TEXT - Two women in bar - oyster shuckers are on ‘em.
Gotta love texting, ha ha ha
Well apparently the gf left because he refused her strap on… ::snicker::
He ran outside to call.. said when I text him back a little bit of “doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like P” plays but it’s muffled in his pocket so everyone looks around.
“I look around too,” he said. ‘Then I sneak and look at the text.”
Apparently there are 10 oyster shuckers listening to this one shucker cry about his gf…
the soldier plans to be the last one standing… then walk back 1 mile to the motel. He gets drunk like this about once a year, I guess.It’s amusing
what? no way!!! that’s funny!
he says it’s getting interesting now. I can only imagine. He says the client¨le loves their bartender almost as much as he loves his. He sent a picture of his face looking goofy. I think he was in the restroom. He has a habit of calling me from the bathroom when he visits friends or family (some of them read here so he is busted). Embarrassed to call in front of them, ha ha ha.
Some gal is trying to screw him.. gah. Told you!!
Now she is going to sing for him!!!!
“She’s going to whisper in your ear, you just watch,” I said.
“She’s not.”
“She will.”
“Well you just watch and see what happens when I fart.”
:snort:
She wants him to hear her cd. ::groans::
“Don;t make me fight in front of people, P,” he said.
“I’m not fighting.’
“That’s how you beat me leg wrestling. You made me fight in front of people.”
“There was no one there when I beat you.”
“There were dust bunnies there. That’s who was there. I can’t fight with dust bunnies looking on.”
I am shocked. SHOCKED I say, that she can’t smell the “Owned by P” mark you sprayed on him…
LOL….
Well he was at the bar talking to a man and his wife - the man was getting pissed off because he did not want to drink the shot of cinnamon schnapps that he bought for him. Don’t know why, he was drinking other shots.
The gal in question, spotting the situation decided to come to the bar next to the soldier and at the point the cruising gal and the woman’s husband began to compete for his attention (Venus in Gemini).
It did not take P long to raise and eyebrows because P knows that drinking impairs judgment and women tend to quite routinely fall on to some guy’s (welcoming) dick and with this scenario in my mind, the soldier got out of their “like his ass was on fire.”
He did this not because he is owned by P but because if I was sitting at a bar getting drunk with some guy sniffing on me in another state, he would be punching his fists through everything he could find and we opt not to put each other through this since it would degrade what we have which is unthinkable to us after what we’ve been through. If we are going down, we are going down together and that… is that.
Yeah.
Is this Mars in Scorpio? I feel like this. When my boyfriend goes out socialising without me some evenings, I find it next to impossible to relax until I speak to him again. We agree not to ring eachother until the next day, but the wait is almost unbearable and then I question him quite frantically - but trying to seem calm - about who was there when we talk again. He is always faithful, but I still need to extract every detail from him regarding the women he met. He has Venus in Aries (square Saturn, and Sag rising, so is naturally very sociable and a bit flirtatious and likes to tease me about women, thinking this is the best way to diffuse any anxiety (it doesn’t work!) but I think the questioning gets him down a bit. Do you have any suggestions how to calm down the fretting Mars in Scorpio when a boyfriend is out and about without them or this just something Mars in Scorpio is never going to be happy with?
Eliza, honey, come on, work your Mars in Scorpio. Round up your man, put him in your house, organize his life and out plan him, darn it. I think this is why he digs you. Dont muffle an ounce of your panic when it is really tsunami strength jealousy. He’s gonna so love being in the safety net of your Monster Mars force, that he will beg you to to join him when he goes out always and forever. Don’t be nice! Don’t be accomodating! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm.
I have no idea why, but I LOVE it when women flirt with my man. I want to hear all about it. Possibly this is a Gemini thing… and I bet Leo helps (I get to feed off the attention he’s getting).
I have Mars conjunct Venus in Taurus so this makes no sense whatsoever. I’m supposed to be jealous as hell. Then again, I am jealous of Taurean things… I better not catch that mofo cleaning out some other woman’s gutters unless she is his mother.
That M/V conjunct is opposite Uranus, though…
Well today he went on a 10 mile (and 10 mile back) walk and got offered a dream job… working in a museum restoring steam engines this is.
“Okay! So last night you got a girlfriend and today you got a job,” I said.
“P, don’t start with me, my legs are tired. That’s how you beat me wrestling by the way. I had tired legs…”
he got offerred a job working in a museum cleaning steam engines? oyster shuckers drinking cinnamon schnapps and singing karaoke? a local bar hoozie trying to fall on the soldiers unsuspectingness? this sounds like something from a tom robbins novel that could evolve into a movie and a soundtrack featuring a man playing the accordian in lederhosen.
Not cleaning… repairing and maintaining. The soldier has a passion for steam engines, in fact he has invented shit he wishes to build someday. he is a machinist among other things. Engineering… he loves math and in fact as invented some of that too once he exhausted / learned all the math their is to teach!
Er.. my favorite part of this story is his getting out of their like his ass was on fire though. :::snort:: Now that’s a good line.
Have you ever moved as if your ass was on fire? Ha ha ha
There were jello shots in the story as well and politics. The shuckers are voting for Obama
Oh yeah, I forgot. And he is a history buff too so a museum is perfect…
spinner: Hahahah!
Er.. my favorite part of this story is his getting out of their like his ass was on fire though. :::snort:: Now that’s a good line.
ROFL!! God, that’s one smart man!!!
Working in a museum in Washington?!
He’s not taking the job though he would if he could. But I am here and it is cloudy there and we like the sun. Scorp though, he took it as a sign. It is actually the second “dream job” he has come across last couple weeks and the other one is here. So to run into this stuff is a good omen and his SR next year is stellar so I am pretty optimistic for him.
i think that i counted at least four reasons his legs could be tired!
Ugh, I am terribly, horribly jealous myself sometimes and I feel for you. I would have been glued to my texts all night too. Not that I think the Soldier would ever want anything to do with anyone but you, but just *feeling* the jealousy! Argh! Is that Mars in a water sign?
spinner - according to him, his legs are tired from carrying his ass which he says is planning to get as big as his belly just to teach his sorry lazy ass… and blah blah blah so on and so forth
Hahahaha!
Still trying to get out of town! The overloaded his 6000# too heavy - he had the whole load strapped down to weigh so had to un-strap and make them take some stuff off the truck… then re-strap and re-weigh and they are pissed!
“If I can get out of her without getting in a fight with an oyster shucker or a lumberjack, it’ll be okay.”
The was a couple hours ago so I’m guessing they took some off the truck but not enough so strap / unstrap/ re-strap again most likely. People know the law too, but do this anyway - gah.
And I didn;t tell you about the motel he stayed in - a fleabag, that’s all they got. The gal in their insisted he pay cash, he didn;t have enough on him so had to walk (rather than take an 18-wheeler) to an ATM and get the rest ($10 short)
He came back with the $10 and she insisted it was supposed to be $30!
The soldier doesn’t fight with women (except me) so he just gave it to her.
i wouldn’t be too worried about the lumerjacks but those schnapps drinking oyster shuckers are a different story altogether!
Well he made it out of there (finally) but he is now now stopped in Oregon with a piece of paper that has two numbers transposed. Hard to get across the country with Saturn on your Mars… never mind Mercury
Oh, jealousy! That painful, ugly, unbearable and totally uncontrollable feeling can turn me into a munster. And I have Mars in Virgo. If people with Mars in Scorpio are even more jealous than I then I really feel sorry for them.