The Moon in Aries squares Jupiter debilitated in Capricorn but this is a large improvement over yesterday’s needle in your groin.

It was double Scorpio and Canadian, Doug of Doug And The Slugs who wrote about “the needle in your groin.” I hate to report that Doug is dead but you can see him in his heyday here, singing one of my favorite songs of all time for the sheer amusement of it.

My point it to cheer you people up so listen to Doug mock someone (and himself). Besides the Sun and Moon, Mercury is also in Scorpio, Venus and Mars in Virgo and he is clever and cunning.

He is also super clean and has white shoes… and check out the Scorpio body, what’d I tell ya?