“Well, he’s 8 years old,” the soldier said regarding Vidroid. “He doesn’t know what we know. We know he’s going to get older, grow up and meet his girl someday. There is a woman out there for him, you know it and I know it.”

“I do know that.”

“So do I but what does he know? What’s he got to believe in? All he’s got is the Tooth Fairy at this age, so okay. He’ll believe in the Tooth Fairy then. The Tooth Fairy is a beautiful girl and she’s magic. She makes you feel good. She’s what you’ve got so you believe in her..”

“Yeah.”

“And then one day he will meet the real Tooth Fairy. He will meet the woman he will love and she’ll be his Tooth Fairy.”

“Yeah, that’s nice. And this is why I desperately want him to see us and see us together exactly how we are. I want him to see exactly what love is and how it works so he will know what to do when it comes along. Nobody told me that,” I said. “And I played hell trying to figure it out.”

“I had problems myself, P.”

“Well we fixed them so let’s spare him. Because he will meet this woman and I want him to know what to do when he does. I want him to know how to get her and how to keep her because no one needs love more than my son,” I said leaving the astrology out. “So I want him to see us and I want you to teach him how to get the girl.”

“I’m not sure I know how…”

“Oh bullshit. Nobody knows how to get the girl better than you do. Just teach him, okay? Because I think if he can get this nailed down he will have an inordinately happy life. Once he grows up and is able to get out of here that is.”

He laughed but I was serious. Sun Saturn does not enjoy being a child. my (Venus-ruled) son wants a girlfriend bad and with Jupiter in aspect to his Moon, don’t tell me he doesn’t want to leave home. I’d know.