Feb
16

Venus In Leo Square Neptune Lies About Her Hair?

Astrology in real life

capricornI do not lie about my hair! My hair is a shade lighter… all you hairdressers around here know what I mean.

And with Venus in Capricorn, here is a tip from the goat re: aging well:

You must lighten your hair as you get older or you will look like hell… period.

There. I can’t be any plainer.

~~

“P, why did you have to go and get your hair dyed blonde? You know I like your hair dark. Who are you trying to attract besides me?”

“I am not going to look like fool just because you are a fool, okay? I am getting old, I am aging, eventually I am going to flop all over the place and you’re just going to have to stand it. It will just be too bad for you.”

“P, you’re killin’ me. Why do you do this to me, P? Why must you have blonde hair? What have those tofu-eating bastards out there done to you? I want an Italian and I don’t want a blonde Italian.”

“I am sorry (says Libra) but you are screwed (says Mars).”

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8 Responses to “Venus In Leo Square Neptune Lies About Her Hair?”

  1. Althera says on 2/16/08 at 9:22 am:

    I say go for it! I think everyone should go blonde and red at least once in their life - aging or no. Maybe deep down in there somewhere you are also looking to have a little more fun and lighten up. And with all the pressures in general in the world right now, it might be just the kind of attitude that’s needed.

  2. Neith says on 2/16/08 at 10:18 am:

    A shade lighter is not blonde from hair as dark as yours. . . :)

    Subtle highlighting, particularly around the face is very good too. Tweaking my hair color with highlighting is something I’ve done for years. Dying hair a single color can look really nasty, especially on older people. Venus in Sagittarius in the first - so I take good care of my “mane”.

  3. Elsa says on 2/16/08 at 10:32 am:

    Well Neith, obviously he is an idiot! I said my hair was “lighter” and he made up the rest! :-)

  4. wyrdling says on 2/16/08 at 10:43 am:

    i get my highlights from the sun ;) but my hair’s a touch lighter than yours and more willing to bleach anyway, i think.

  5. Neith says on 2/16/08 at 11:13 am:

    Well Neith, obviously he is an idiot! I said my hair was “lighter” and he made up the rest!

    ROFL!!! Didn’t you say his Mercury was in Aries?! Aspected by Jupiter?! :-D My SO has Mercury conjunct Jupiter in Aries and when his temper is up, all reason goes right out the window. ::shakes head::

  6. Madeleine says on 2/16/08 at 12:45 pm:

    Well, what is old, anyway? I have a beautiful LEO sister in law with the Leo mane of gorgeous dark hair to go with it.. and she decided since she has turned 50 this year to let some ditzy hairstylist dye her BLONDE so her gray strands won’t show anymore. She looks– very odd.. her skin tones matched her old hair color beautifully. And, also she does not “look old.” The color she was using blended in the grays very naturally–

    Duh.

    I am 54 and still coloring..brown. My skin tones will never look good as a blonde..

    Do MEN think about this crap all the time too??Or is it just us?
    Madeline

  7. Piya says on 2/16/08 at 1:52 pm:

    Well, being Asian I pretty much don’t have much of a choice as far as hair color goes. I’d look awful with blond or red hair (I’m not one of those pale Japanese chicks who can dye their hair any color of the rainbow, including blue and purple). I’ve tried to fiddle with my hair but it just looks awful. I am going to have dark hair until I die (dye?).

    Ooh, I just winced at my own bad pun.

  8. kashmiri says on 2/16/08 at 7:05 pm:

    Yay! Did you get it done? Man, I love your hair…it’s not so much the colour as the body. I love luscious hair. My Taurus loves beauty, period.

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