Feb
14

Voice Of Mars: Valentine’s Day

Astrology in real life

buffalomeat.jpg“How are you?” I yelled into my phone to the soldier to be heard over the diesel.

“Oh, I’m sad. I’m sad right now” he said.

“Why is that? What happened?”

“Oh, I just went by a sign, it said get your girlfriend some buffalo meat for Valentines and I didn’t get you any. I’m sorry, P.”

“Ah, well that’s okay. Yick,” added Libra.

‘Yep, said right there it was the perfect gift so it looks like I fucked up. I’m really sorry I didn’t get you any meat, P. I am sorry and I’m sad and I am going to try to do better. I will have to try to make this up to you somehow.”

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11 Responses to “Voice Of Mars: Valentine’s Day”

  1. Gem says on 2/14/08 at 1:50 pm:

    My Pisces SO is like that too. Half humorously he jokes about bringing home elk, duck ,goose, etc…Admittedly, he hunts birds mostly so it’s not really a joke. But as my fam is from NYC…it’s quite entertaining for me.

    :)

  2. ewinbee says on 2/14/08 at 2:42 pm:

    I may be getting dead quail this weekend! :)

  3. Carielle says on 2/14/08 at 3:24 pm:

    What better way to say “I love you” than…with a carcass!

    By the way, has anyone else run into an inordinate amount of advice-giving from people on how to “find someone” since they happened to be single on Valentine’s day, or is it just me?

  4. Elsa says on 2/14/08 at 3:26 pm:

    Carielle, I have and it all sounds like bullshit to me. Ha ha ha. Current Venus in Capricorn doesn’t go for that airy fairy stuff.

  5. jamie says on 2/14/08 at 3:44 pm:

    That’s hilarious! Buffalo patties?

    I told my husband that only men who are bad at being a partner need to give gifts…so he is definitely off the gift hook this and every Holiday. :)

  6. Marc says on 2/14/08 at 5:04 pm:

    Silly Soldier. Sounds like he’s beef enough for you, Elsa.

  7. Elsa says on 2/14/08 at 5:06 pm:

    marc, yeah really he’s a dumbass and I am glad others notice.

  8. Marc says on 2/14/08 at 5:53 pm:

    Yeah, that’s straight men for you.

  9. Lupa says on 2/14/08 at 6:03 pm:

    Jamie I think that’s so true. Anyway I like steak and blow job day so much better than this silly hallmark crap. :D

  10. wyrdling says on 2/14/08 at 6:51 pm:

    i’ll take me some buffalo meat any day! that stuff is waaaay better than cow (imho.) ;)

  11. satori says on 2/15/08 at 4:19 pm:

    “Oh, I just went by a sign, it said get your girlfriend some buffalo meat for Valentines and I didn’t get you any. I’m sorry, P.”

    that made me laugh so hard!

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