“How are you?” I yelled into my phone to the soldier to be heard over the diesel.
“Oh, I’m sad. I’m sad right now” he said.
“Why is that? What happened?”
“Oh, I just went by a sign, it said get your girlfriend some buffalo meat for Valentines and I didn’t get you any. I’m sorry, P.”
“Ah, well that’s okay. Yick,” added Libra.
‘Yep, said right there it was the perfect gift so it looks like I fucked up. I’m really sorry I didn’t get you any meat, P. I am sorry and I’m sad and I am going to try to do better. I will have to try to make this up to you somehow.”
11 Responses to “Voice Of Mars: Valentine’s Day”
I may be getting dead quail this weekend! 
What better way to say “I love you” than…with a carcass!
By the way, has anyone else run into an inordinate amount of advice-giving from people on how to “find someone” since they happened to be single on Valentine’s day, or is it just me?
Carielle, I have and it all sounds like bullshit to me. Ha ha ha. Current Venus in Capricorn doesn’t go for that airy fairy stuff.
That’s hilarious! Buffalo patties?
I told my husband that only men who are bad at being a partner need to give gifts…so he is definitely off the gift hook this and every Holiday.
Jamie I think that’s so true. Anyway I like steak and blow job day so much better than this silly hallmark crap. 
i’ll take me some buffalo meat any day! that stuff is waaaay better than cow (imho.) 
“Oh, I just went by a sign, it said get your girlfriend some buffalo meat for Valentines and I didn’t get you any. I’m sorry, P.”
that made me laugh so hard!
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My Pisces SO is like that too. Half humorously he jokes about bringing home elk, duck ,goose, etc…Admittedly, he hunts birds mostly so it’s not really a joke. But as my fam is from NYC…it’s quite entertaining for me.