This is what  the current Mars (sex) in Gemini (chat) in the sky sounds like in the gym.

“How long have you been here?” Jesse the Sagittarian asked from his crosstrainer two doors down from him. I was on mine sideways.

“30 mintues so far,” I said glancing down at the terminal. “Trying to do better than my yesterday fade out. Trying to get it up and keep it up as they say.”

He laughed his loud Jesse laugh.

“Yeah, I come in here every day all ambitious but they I undo myself (Saturn / Neptune). I start to slump like this,” I said with my hand flopped over like a limp dick. (Mars Mercury hands!)

He snorted. ‘Why do you get on there sideways like that?” he asked. ‘What’s that do?”

“Works out these,” I said indicating the sides of my thighs… inner and outer.

“Is that what it does?”

“Yeah, it’s brutal. Don’t try it Jesse. This is hard as hell (ha ha). But it save me getting on the leg spreader over there. You know that leg spreader machine?”

“Yep, I know it.”

“Well some guy told me about women on that thing. What he thought of them… you know, over their spreading their legs.” (the guy was the soldier)

“Yeah, I have wondered about that. I wonder what they’re thinking when they do that.”

I laughed.

“But I don’t look at them,” he said with an eyebrow raised.

“Course not. So now you know what I am doing, okay? I want the workout but do not want to be on the leg spreader so I spread my legs over here, demurely.”

No comment from Jesse. He’s just talk to me tomorrow, ya know?