Feb
11

It Ain’t Easy Being A Soldier Disabled By Her Hair But I Manage

Astrology in real life

hair musicalAbout my astrology video “uniform” a pal picked up on the military theme and it is true. With Mars Mercury in the 9th house, my mission is to communicate / broadcast and obviously I do not want to be bogged down. It was my friend, Claire France Perez  who reminded me all that Mars needs is his boots! No extraneous crap. No girly bags for chrissakes.

seekingzen writes:

“I was wondering about the shirts, too! That’s cheating! I want to see the real wardrobe! :-P

No, it is not cheating, it is fair, says Libra! See, it is hard to do those videos. It is not hard to think of something to say, I could talk from now until oblivion but with Venus in Leo square Neptune I can become disabled by hair! Matter of fact, it is the main problem I have making them and if I had to worry about other appearance details, well just forget about it! I am telling you, I sound like this most days leaving the gym. On the phone with the soldier…

“Okay, I’m going to talk to you on my way home but when I get there I am going to have to get off and do something to my hair,” I say.

hair musicalMy hair will be wet from the gym, see. Don’t care if it’s freezing, I leave the gym with wet hair because I am from the desert and things don’t change.

“Are you making videos today?”

“Might. I’d like to have the option but won’t if my hair is bad. I have to do things to it,” I said. ‘I have to lift and separate it,” I said quoting and old bra commercial. “And spray it that way.”

I wait to let him laugh.

“Yeah, so that’s what I’ll do when I get home and then I’ll call you back. But I have to do my hair otherwise I will be disabled from making a video which is what I am supposed to be doing every day as you know.”

“I do know. Okay, P, you fix your hair then. You get that hair right and I won’t stand in your way.”

peels of laughter.

Astrology, , ,   |   Posted at 8:13 pm 

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2 Responses to “It Ain’t Easy Being A Soldier Disabled By Her Hair But I Manage”

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Z
Z

One of my best buddies has very similar hair (she’s a cap with leo moon) and she too is always fretting over it (as well as leaving it wet in the cold). When she was younger it was down to her waist and i was so envious of it but she hated it. When she cut her hair short i was devastated but she was relieved to not have to bother with it. Its mid length now so we’re both happy (well her not so much but i wasnt the only one to mourn its loss and that leo moon needs to please her fans - the ’supporters’ type, not the ones spoke of on the other blog..). My hair is dead straight so i love curly hair. My partners hair is curly too and he also frets over it, he wants my ’swish’ hair as he calls it, cos you can mess it up anyway you want and it falls straight back into place. Obviously he gets most upset when i ruffle his head (hee hee).

 
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seekingzen
seekingzen

*dies laughing*

You’re a trip, Elsa.

 


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