Astrology Today: Fierce, Drastic And Done Like Dinner

8 Responses to “Astrology Today: Fierce, Drastic And Done Like Dinner”

1. max says on 1/16/08 at 8:28 am:
   

   Take the wrong side now and don’t be surprised to find yourself amputated Scorpio style.

   I had more of a view to do some amputating, myself. Hrmm. <true texan accent> Ah’m mahd in mah vains, Elsa!</true texan accent> …whatever that means…. eeeeehhhhxactly.

   The heads of the disloyal go rolling down the hill.

   Howabout those inappropriately demanding unearned loyalty? Can we amputate them too?

   (Which brings to mind a certain famous story about the samurai. A group of samurai had just lost a battle and had retreated and were later surrounded. Rather than surrender and bring shame upon their lord, half of them decapitated the other half. The half of the remaining half decapitated the other half of the remaining half. And so, just like a shampoo commercial. Heads rolled down all evening and into the night. When there was just one left, he committed seppuku. The enemy was so awed by this, they stopped the fighting. So our decapitated samurai lost the battle but won the war and became famous heroes throughout Japan. Probably not what you were thinking of.)

   My sister told me once if you mess with a woman, treat her poorly when she is pregnant you will not be forgiven once that baby is born.

   Would you expect otherwise? Although that clues me that that a picture of a pregnant woman’s belly! And not a weird piece of fruit or a weird breast or a tumor or something.

   max
   [’Makes more sense.’]

2. Elsa says on 1/16/08 at 9:26 am:
   

   max, you are funny as hell. [’period’]

3. seekingzen says on 1/17/08 at 2:03 am:
   

   “My sister told me once if you mess with a woman, treat her poorly when she is pregnant you will not be forgiven once that baby is born.”

   Absolutely. Not that I’m normally a forgiving person to begin with…

4. Zavela says on 1/17/08 at 5:53 pm:
   

   I have to begin with love for it is the creator of a new life. It should be. Love is the most glorious, powerful and uncontrollable feeling of all. We love in spite of pain that breaks our heart. We make love in spite of everything. Why is love such a deep emotion and impossible to suppress? Man and woman were created for the reason to love each other and to maintain life on this planet. (I don’t believe in Darwin’s theory - monkey - ridiculous). We were not created for the purpose to betray each other, hate each other or even kill each other. Therefore there is KARMA - abstract but it exists. Our heart doesn’t always let us love those who deserve it but life is sacrifice. “Nothing comes easy, not even child birth. And one day you will die”. Men have to realize it on the first place. In many cases a man is the creator of his baby. Your baby can reward you with what you are looking for - love and happiness.

5. max says on 1/17/08 at 6:57 pm:
   

   max, you are funny as hell. [’period’]

   Why, thank you dahling! Your Vespa flying doghouse is truly grand.

   (I don’t believe in Darwin’s theory - monkey - ridiculous)

   I like monkeys!

   max
   [’Now that you’ve said something nice like that to me, Elsa, you’re doomed; yea, verily, as my manic sense of humour cuts loose on every target of opportunity!’]

6. Elsa says on 1/17/08 at 7:00 pm:
   

   Not a Vespa. That is a Scarabeo [snob] and mine is white… of course.

7. Elsa says on 1/17/08 at 7:10 pm:
   

   Oh. And I was born doomed, I have Capricorn for Godsakes!

8. max says on 1/18/08 at 7:44 pm:
   

   Oh. And I was born doomed, I have Capricorn for Godsakes!

   Hah! I am doom! I got the Planet of War in the Sign of the Apocalypse! Hah!

   max
   [’Pardon moi, I have to go spread death and destruction across the land.’]

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