Dec
19

Comic Relief: A Tale Of Woe That Is Not Yours - Mars, Mercury, Saturn, The Usual Suspects

Astrology in real life

flatbed truckRetrograde Mars in Cancer is setting off the soldier’s Mars, Mercury. Saturn T-square (as well as our synastric grand cross) and this really isn’t funny because it’s phenomenally dangerous except for the fact that it is…

Yesterday he was rolling down the road, in a flat bed this and one of the straps that was holding the load snapped (having been sliced by jiggling sharp-edged metal).

Now if the load comes off the truck, people will be killed without a doubt so this is serious (Saturn) except for the soldier is a safety freak. Being ultra aware that people can die and wanting nothing to do with someone being killed due his laziness he pretty much straps whatever he is hauling to his truck until it yells for mercy so the load was not in danger of leaving the truck however..

However, the strap snapped and was flapping around… on the hood of a car alongside him on the freeway.

“Yeah, it’s just flapping in the breeze,” he said. “And the car didn’t move at all and I was thinking what kind of dumbass is this? Why doesn’t he get out of the way?”

“Yeah? How come?”

“But then he turned his lights on - it is was a plainclothes state trooper and he wound up following me all the way to a truck stop where he made me un-strap and re-strap and the whole load.”

“Crap.”

“Yeah, not to mention the guys on the cd, talkin’ shit the whole way.”

“Like what?”

“Oh, I see you got a buddy, there… stuff like that. I had to drive for miles with this cop on my tail.”

“Well I’m sorry but it is funny…”

How many ways can you see Mars / Mercury / Saturn in this?

And they say astrology is bunk! Yeah, right.


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3 Responses to “Comic Relief: A Tale Of Woe That Is Not Yours - Mars, Mercury, Saturn, The Usual Suspects”

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max
max

Being ultra aware that people can die and wanting nothing to do with someone being killed due his laziness he pretty much straps whatever he is hauling to his truck until it yells for mercy so the load was not in danger of leaving the truck however..

Good man!

How many ways can you see Mars / Mercury / Saturn in this?

Going backwards, several!

“But then he turned his lights on - it is was a plainclothes state trooper and he wound up following me all the way to a truck stop where he made me un-strap and re-strap and the whole load.”

Could he not pull over? If it’s that lose, that’s be a great way to try and feed your load under your ties, once the strap caught.

Hrmm. Nope, Mars Rx is at 4Can23, so it’s not quite still square my Saturn.

max
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june
june

Mars just hit exact conjunct my midheaven, is currently square my mars/ascendant, and the moon in aries the other day set this off. I had a very marsy day in general, ended up having to exercise a lot of patience - it seems that when I did slow down or back off, I was rewarded for it. I also ran into ‘authority’, but in the form of a female security guard who decided I needed to be given more time than anyone else (had my bag searched and my traveling-at-night food taken away from me, even though it was wrapped, as the place I went didn’t allow outside food) - and even though I set off the metal detector, she never patted me down. Weird.

 
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kashmiri
kashmiri

The biggest thing about Mars in Cancer is that it is transiting my SO’s 1st House. He is so argumentative it’s almost comical. Looking forward ti Mars in Leo…then it will transit my Saturn and I get to play bad cop, LOL

 


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